Sum up a champ's backstory in 10 words or less
Don't worry, I'll go first:
GIT OFF MAH LAWN!!!
rules noxus and made his bea die
I am sad gimme friends plz
Come over for death and chill
Sister no!!
Oohh sister, YEEESS!!!
Now you give it a shot!!
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Dude, where's my Moonstone?
I am fuckin metal and soon you are, too.
Rulers suck, time for some anarchy.
WHO STOLE MY STINKY SNACKS?!
Momma gotta eat
OK
Look, momma, papa, I am a hero!
What is my purpose?
You save people.
.... oh my god....
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
I didn't kill your ** master Yasuo, leave me alone.
Wakey Wakey Eggs and KILL NASUS!!!
I am God, deal with it.
..............
We're all f*cked
- Piece of fucking garbage becomes piece of wood.
Wife thief.
my parents are dead 
you all suck and i'm the best
birds of a feather 
"Zed, Shen, Kusho... Who's the fourth?"
I am the busty pirate buster who busted Gangplank.
Live By the Shadow, Die By the Shadow!
These are iconic-type quotes, not backstory.
Everyone's favorite giant, magic-absorbing colossus!
Egsss, Brother, Egggs
What's this? What's that? What does this do? I want to go home...
Hi! I’m Teemo, wanna play?
You cannot limit me.
That’s not backstory, that’s just talking like an idiot