Why did the Voidborn change his surname to spite his parents?
There was no reason, he's a rebel without a 'koz.
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Should've been re_Vel_ without a 'koz.
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
mom asks why. he replies "vel... koz!"
Why did he change his surname to spite his parents? . To spite his parents. . It's right in the question. [zombie-brand-clap]
[sg-jinx]
This is how you properly execute a joke. A great play on words without a redundant setup so it lacks the cringe factor. As a pun curator of advanced taste, I greatly appreciate this contribution to the memes and games board. Thank you for making my day!
STOP. You have committed a crime against the Void and her people! What say you in your defense?
Ah, DTN.
She is our resident pun-mistress after all.
Vel that escalated quickly
Your pun is Vel'thought
and now im reminded of star wars rebels and now wait for the next episode is hurting again and now wswfgjlwaedfckghjawdvkhjwvhwjl,egk,jefukj,wdvhkj,edvhjedf
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I just got the joke. 
Hhhhhhnnnnggggggggg why would you do this to meeee?!?!
Well played. I'll upvote this. Begrudgingly.