If he was a meme, he would be Dankplank If he was angry at his kid, he would be called Spankplank If he a vehicle made for war, he would be called Tankplank If he was a robot, he would be called Crankplank If he was a piece of wood, he would be called PlankPlank If he was garbage tier, he would be called Stankplank If he was climbing the ladder, he would be called Rankplank
Skelenth22 votesIf he would work for Strickland Propane, he would be called Hankplank
Veruka11 votesIf he were a side of beef, he would be called Flankplank If he were grape Koolaid, he would be called Drankplank If he farms a lot of cs, he would be called Bankplank If he were fashionable, he would be called Swankplank
elon wątroba2 votesSeason 2 bankplank never forget. All the gold generators and just farming top lane.
Drakylon7 voteshttp://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/lol.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Philosopher%27s_Stone.png?version=f162073e44551521b19b6adf65d80319[/img] http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/d/d3/Heart_of_Gold_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130319090425[/img] http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/2d/Avarice_Blade_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130319090106[/img] Bankplank
Rest in peace.
B1naryB0t1 votesNeed gold generation runes too
MVDuneCats4 votesIf he was played by renowned German theoretical physicist, he would be Planckplank.
Troll for Trump4 votesIf he was selling his body, would he be called Skankplank?
Spaceman5pff2 votesbut he is a pirate. He is selling his Booty
JMoormann4 votesIf he loved practical jokes, he would be called Prankplank.
Mecha MaIphite4 votesIf his ship got sunk, he would be called Sankpl-
oh wait
Aír3 votesIf he build 6 IEs, he'd be called Critplank.
Oh wait...
DiebusterFan3 votes
Critplank
Tankplank
Gankplank
Mageplank
Manahoy!
Am I correct in assuming those last 3 are dead after rework?
HayRoss7 votesThat's not manahoy
There we go
ChaosThief2 votesIncorrect on the mageplank being dead, it is still alive and kicking.
Sure oranges took a hit, but the global ults have never hurt more.
Spaceman5pff1 votesNow if only we could get barrels to apply lich bane proc
DiebusterFan1 votesThis. Please.
ChaosThief1 votesAnd that is how you break mageplank...
No but seriously, either it turns lich bane into an AOE, or it turns lich bane into an AOE that does physical damage that ignores part of your armor. Let's not give it THAT much power please.
blkKalameet1 votesgankplank can still be a thing.
I'm thinking a lvl 2 barrel invade from a bush would be very deadly if done right.
MVDuneCats3 votesIf he was an empty shell, he would be blankplank.
Celestial Lion122 votesIf he handled money hed be bankplank
Streetlight Man2 votesThe op botlane Blitzcrankplank
If he was a whore, he'd be skankplank If he was a group of masturbaters, he'd be gangwank If his ship went down, he'd be sankplank If he was a knife, he'd be gangshank If he liked me, he'd be gayplank If he was a taurus, he'd be Mayplank If he smelled bad, he'd be stankplank If he had pantheons dream job, he'd be bakeplank If he was the smell of a vagina, he'd be taintplank
I need someone to stop me. I ruined an aurelion sol thread the other day by practically taking 75 percent of the puns
Edit: riot nerf autocorrect please
4th3t0s3 votesWouldn't that be shankplank?
Hooksus2 votesBaker Plank gtfo pantheon wants to be a baker
Streetlight Man1 votesBlame fucking autocorrect
Homoerotic Jihad2 votesif he smoked weed hed be called dankplank
Dealth2 votesOn thanksgiving, he would be called Thankplank
AlphaKappaPika2 votesIf he had a 
he would be called shankplank
Tentacle Love2 votesI played Gankplank during the bilgewater event where you had to play a game as gangplank to get the skin. I grabbed gangplank as fast as possible and then everyone called every lane but jungle.
I was like, "GANKPLANK TIME" After my first clear (which was super easy due to oranges) I ran right into top lane and ulted midlane and got a double kill. The team handily won top and bottom lanes without help, so I spent about 20 minutes counterganking mid, getting superfed. I had like no silver doubloons by the end of the game but we systematically destroyed the enemy team with consistent firepower pushing them back, and the rest of the team's poke just made my ult that much scarier, because the enemies couldn't stand and fight and couldn't run away.
The enemy team must have love/hated me because I was roleplaying throughout the game. Every ult came pre-announced as a "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Ahem. But to stay on topic, Blitzcrank in that game called himself Yankplank and joined the crew, playing along.
Ryùuzaki1 votesif he was an NBA player he'd be called Dunkplank
MVDuneCats1 votesIf Yorick ults GP, he's Frankenplank.
º LB º1 votesTankplank is a thing though :3 
Parceval1 votesNice.
Count Zubat1 votesIf he builds AP, he is Healplank
ArlanKels1 votesYou can jungle with him :o
Weathered1 votesFuck now I have to play jg gp
TheRioluKid1 votesPuns so bad it's Phreaky.
ThePartyLeader1 votesIf he was a drug dealer he'd sell JankCrank. If he was hiding in the attic would you call him gangfrank?
B1naryB0t1 votesI. Am. PLANKPLANK!
Moesnd1 votesThese threads are too much for my heart
Head Connoisseur1 votesIf Gangplank pleasures himself he would be Wankplank
DEN15 5121 votesIf he fapped a lot, he would be called Wankplank
RastaBrotha1 votesIf he were a british serial killer, he'd be called shankplank
Spaceman5pff1 votesAh yes, a meme as old as time itself :)
Still good, though. 5/7
