If he was a meme, he would be Dankplank If he was angry at his kid, he would be called Spankplank If he a vehicle made for war, he would be called Tankplank If he was a robot, he would be called Crankplank If he was a piece of wood, he would be called PlankPlank If he was garbage tier, he would be called Stankplank If he was climbing the ladder, he would be called Rankplank
If he would work for Strickland Propane, he would be called Hankplank
If he were a side of beef, he would be called Flankplank If he were grape Koolaid, he would be called Drankplank If he farms a lot of cs, he would be called Bankplank If he were fashionable, he would be called Swankplank
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Rest in peace.
If he loved practical jokes, he would be called Prankplank.
If he was played by renowned German theoretical physicist, he would be Planckplank.
If he was selling his body, would he be called Skankplank?
If his ship got sunk, he would be called Sankpl-
oh wait
If he was an empty shell, he would be blankplank.
If he build 6 IEs, he'd be called Critplank.
Oh wait...
Critplank
Tankplank
Gankplank
Mageplank
Manahoy!
Am I correct in assuming those last 3 are dead after rework?
If he had a 
he would be called shankplank
The op botlane Blitzcrankplank
If he was a whore, he'd be skankplank If he was a group of masturbaters, he'd be gangwank If his ship went down, he'd be sankplank If he was a knife, he'd be gangshank If he liked me, he'd be gayplank If he was a taurus, he'd be Mayplank If he smelled bad, he'd be stankplank If he had pantheons dream job, he'd be bakeplank If he was the smell of a vagina, he'd be taintplank
I need someone to stop me. I ruined an aurelion sol thread the other day by practically taking 75 percent of the puns
Edit: riot nerf autocorrect please
if he smoked weed hed be called dankplank
If he handled money hed be bankplank
I played Gankplank during the bilgewater event where you had to play a game as gangplank to get the skin. I grabbed gangplank as fast as possible and then everyone called every lane but jungle.
I was like, "GANKPLANK TIME" After my first clear (which was super easy due to oranges) I ran right into top lane and ulted midlane and got a double kill. The team handily won top and bottom lanes without help, so I spent about 20 minutes counterganking mid, getting superfed. I had like no silver doubloons by the end of the game but we systematically destroyed the enemy team with consistent firepower pushing them back, and the rest of the team's poke just made my ult that much scarier, because the enemies couldn't stand and fight and couldn't run away.
The enemy team must have love/hated me because I was roleplaying throughout the game. Every ult came pre-announced as a "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Ahem. But to stay on topic, Blitzcrank in that game called himself Yankplank and joined the crew, playing along.
On thanksgiving, he would be called Thankplank
If he was a drug dealer he'd sell JankCrank. If he was hiding in the attic would you call him gangfrank?
I. Am. PLANKPLANK!
These threads are too much for my heart
Ah yes, a meme as old as time itself :)
Still good, though. 5/7
If Gangplank pleasures himself he would be Wankplank
If he fapped a lot, he would be called Wankplank
If he were a british serial killer, he'd be called shankplank
If Yorick ults GP, he's Frankenplank.
if he was an NBA player he'd be called Dunkplank
Tankplank is a thing though :3 
Nice.
If he builds AP, he is Healplank
You can jungle with him :o
Fuck now I have to play jg gp
Puns so bad it's Phreaky.
