Petition to remove Yasuo from League of Legends

First of all this is a joke. Nothing to be taken seriously. Here we go.

In all honesty, Yasuo is a good champion with strong lane phase thanks to its Q, W, and E. Late game he shines with 100% chance along with its amazing mobility. However, the difficulty of champion is very stellar and even the esteemed pro player SKT T1 Faker has admitted that he has not fully mastered Yasuo yet.

The problem happens in all Elos. Your top laner proudly picks Yasuo, displays PROJECT: YASUO skin and mastery 7 preview, and starts off the game. But for some reason, he starts with with 2 potions, and hopes to get some crits. He charges straight into Darius ignoring minion aggro, highhandedly donates 400 Gold to Darius before the first minion wave is gone. He tps back to lane, and reaches level 2. He learns how to E, goes in, lands a crit, and uses E to escape and proudly presses Ctrl + 6 saying "Hey lil betch watch and learn, this is how you trade". 10 seconds later, after getting hooked by Darius' E, Yasuo's picture is on timer again.

So now he is 5 levels behind and got his first Zeal and Boots of Speed around 12 minutes, and he starts farming in Jungle. After taking some krugs, he proceeds to throw a third Steel Tempest after flash after walking to bot lane when ADC was recalling and support was warding dragon. He dies and starts pinging Question marks on Bot duo due to his severe mental autism which prevents him to do anything better than that.

Past 30 minutes, after couple inhibs are gone, Yasuo finds a champ with 100 HP recalling and flash E's to grab a kill, and presses Ctrl + 6. and he stacks his Steel Tempest near the honeyfruit, goes to 1v1 ADC. He puts wind wall right behind him while hoping it will block Auto's from ADC, and dies within 1 second.

After the game is over, he says "BG would have won if I got 2 crits with my Brawler's glove at level 1 fight", claims he is a pro Yasuo with mastery level 7, and leaves. There are more stories to tell, but I decided to call it a day.

Share your stories about cancerous Yasuo in your team! Show that their Yasuo always is a Faker and your Yasuo is always the one like I just talked about. Let's show people that deleting Yasuo from League of Legends will remove 90+% of the flaming in League of Legends, make significantly healthier chat system, and make our new esteemed Honor System even better! Thank you and good night!