Gameplay Boards Translation Guide!!
Hi there! The boards can be a confusing place for new members of the community, so I took it upon myself to come up with a quick translation guide for a few of the more common terminology usually found here.
"How do I deserve getting banned for this?!?!" - I deserved to get banned and here's my toxic chat log or toxic gameplay video to prove it!!
"X or Y champion has NO COUNTERPLAY!!" - I got destroyed by a better player using X or Y champion in a way that made me feel insecure about my skills and now I have to complain about that champion in the hopes that other players say that it isn't my fault!!
"There's too much X or Y stat in the game!!" - The champions I want to play can't take advantage of this strong stat in the game as well as other champions therefore I want it nerfed!!
""Riot Balance team is full of SILVER PLAYERS!!" - I'm a terrible silver player or have the mentality of a terrible silver player and thus feel the need to project my rank insecurities upon the balance team in an attempt to find someone to blame other than myself!!
"xxxDogmanxxx is X or Y negative adjective!!" - xxxDogmanxxx has a 
and I am intimated or jealous or in complete worship of its sheer magnificence!!
Feel free to contribute more translations in the comments below. Let's make the boards a truly wonderful place of honest and peaceful communication!
