Lil' Devil Teemo's lemonade stand

LEEROY KLEDKINS·7/10/2017, 4:19:20 PM·4 votes·625 views

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---------------From the hellish depths of Elo Hell---------------------

Kled Ah yeah Hell is my kind of place, I should come here more often. For vacation.

http://i.imgur.com/AnoJpWX.png?NoRedirect (skaarl growls) Can we stop to get a drink please?

Kled Mmm, well i'm very parched, I don't have anymore mushroom juice on me and... [gasp] oh lemonade.

Teemo [demonicly says] PATHETIC MORTAL!! [Clears throat and speaks in his cute voice] A fine (MALICIOUS!) day to you my good sir can I interest you in some lemonade?

Kled I thought you'd never ask I would like 20 cups of your lovely lemonade.

Teemo 1, 2.... I only see 2 of you, you have to kill 20 mortals (IDC I'll TAKE BOTH OF YOU TO QUENCH MY THIRST!)

Kled You think I don't come prepared for this? [Pulls out Thresh's lantern from Skaarl's stomach. (Don't question toon logic)]

Kled Hmm will 20 out of fuck knows how many souls will do in this gothic magical do hicky?

Teemo [Teemo's eyes slowly and awkwardly open stareing at the Lantern luminating his face with the souls of slain noobs]

Teemo [Teemo's eyes slowly look at Kled.]

Kled and Teemo Both stare at each other in the eyes with creepy smiles

Teemo [Nods] Sure [gives kled bottles of lemonade instead] A pleasure doing business with you.

Kled and http://i.imgur.com/AnoJpWX.png?NoRedirect Go off to relax with their lemonade

Teemo [Whispers] You aint got long anyway grandpa.

---------- Meanwhile in summoner's rift -----------

Jinx OMFG! This thresh doesn't know how to use lantern.

Thresh I told you and pinged that I don't even have W active the game wont let me. "W Not learned."

Jinx Troll!! You are at level 11.

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