The year is 2042...
Riot has become an all powerful multinational conglomerate. League of Legends is taught in schools as fundamental curriculum.
Warwick still has a 54% win rate, 634 patches later.
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People still don't take thresh lantern
Mordekaiser's bugs have grown to the thousands, so much so that they are becoming sentient and starting to try and take over the world.
And 
still hasn't gotten a skin
Hasagi-ism has become the world's official religion with 5 billion followers and yasuo can no longer be banned
LCS players are hand picked from youth training camps set up around the globe. Children are sent to these camps on their 8th birthdays.
And Yi would still be in Alpha.
His Q never fixed.
Shyvanah got the Year of the Dragon Skin and the second Dragon year had a Dragon update with MF getting a Skin.
Death Recap still sucks.
has a skin for every theme in the game.
still has his point-click root, despite being put trough 24 reworks.
has reached 89% win rate, because some new runes made him overpowered. Shaco mains still cry for buffs.
No new suports have been released. But over 10 new ADCs, assassins and tanks have joined the League.
is still the "I forgot that champ exists" pick. Still, everybody does his job better.
is still in need of a VGU. Riot's response to this is always: "After Ryze".
is completely forgotten and left to gather rust. Malicious Metal is now the only person on Earth who still plays him.
[vlad-salute]
Riot finally admitted what they were going for, and just gave 
Tryndamere's abilities, but on different buttons and with different names.
alternates every two years between being a top played mid laner at pro level, or completely worthless due to being nerfed into the lowest win rate.
Now has an uncapped size, allowing him to grow bigger than Summoner's Rift itself, if given time. Fortunately, with the advancement in computer technology, this doesn't crash games, though it makes landing a single target skill shot on any of his allies literally impossible.
You can buy fully functioning sex robots that look exactly like 
, and they are permanently in "Dominatrix Mode"... several people die each day from forgetting their safe word.
Still pubstomps low level games, but still is almost never played at the highest level. Riot scientists are stick wracking their brains as to why.
has become the star of a grim noir style animated TV series. Every episode has a 44 minute run time, and there are 4 episodes per season. The show was expected to end after season 4, but instead will end after season 4444.
Found a new wife. Its 
. Together they are broody, undead hunting vigilantes.
Stacks now carry over from your last game as him. SirhcEz broke the ticker, and even Riot doesn't know how many stacks he has anymore.
Every house hold now owns a 
life sized bean bag. Its actually pretty awesome :D
has a younger character model, and will again in another 30 years or so...
They’ve chosen to combine xin and j4 into one (cuz wynaut) the result is monstrous-holds a 59% winrate, only second to the newly reworked Ryze.
Still 0 World championships for NA
Amumu still doesn't have a visual update.
Twitch still gets buffed immediately if he isn't owning the game like a bitch, Dragon pit is still 10x more valuable than Baron pit at almost all stages of the match, ADC+Support meta is still the best and only meta the game has, and top lane is still pointless.
Its possible to legally marry league champions i can now marry 
Riot nerfs 
for the 634th time though.
is having his 50th rework, balance team has still not managed to find a good place for him.
Other than the Warwick thing, this sounds like an Anime. Like YuGiOh, where everything is solved by a card game.
I a 
clone is made for every role
And 
R is now a skill-shot blink.
Games now OFFICIALLY last 5 minutes
and 
Are now in a romantic relationship and through some wizardry have 4 children, all girls for some reason.
CertainlyT has become Lead Champion designer and heralded as a god of design. Anyone who offer negative criticism of his designs, constructive or not, is persecuted and sentenced to a work camp.
Despite the many champion releases, any champions not designed by CertainlyT are garbage tier, never allowed to be viable. Anyone who finds even a niche use for a non-CT champion is required to report it for immediate nerfing.
There is only one tier now: Challenger. The only thing that separates you is division. Anyone below a certain division is not allowed to comment on game balance unless it is specifically to praise CertainlyT.
I'm still rooted by morg after getting Q'd today
Still not possible to climb out of diamond with Garen
- her laugh is now even more tilting (well, to those who don't like it).
And don't get me started on 
- his Bot skin laugh also got more tilting.
As for champions, Riot added pairs like 
and 
for any possible duo situation you can think of.
X 
is canon again.
Well at this rate I doubt League will be talked about at all in 25 years tbh.
Smash Bros. Melee tho.