18 Comments

Solari Fortune8/2/2017, 7:59:54 PM31 votes

Just realized the last one might be "Does Kayle have a Boyfriend?"

Ironclad Dragon8/2/2017, 10:57:56 PM19 votes
  • Pick up dry cleaning
  • Nail salon
  • Rotate tires
  • Rotate mid
  • Vanquish enemies
  • Figure out where these minions keep coming from
  • Think about entire life
  • Think about entire death
  • Does Kayle have a boyfriend?
Skelenth8/2/2017, 7:33:42 PM8 votes
  • Pick up dry cleaning
  • Nail Salon
  • Rotate Tires...?
  • Think about entire life
  • Find out where those minions keep coming from
Necrozard8/2/2017, 6:56:01 PM7 votes

The last 3 lines of the list sounds like the best part

TahmKench

Steelflame8/2/2017, 8:03:41 PM4 votes

Note the first list. Its all items that have been discontinued having a dash through them.

Except Tear of the Goddess. Tear removal incoming?

Spice POWAH8/2/2017, 11:05:15 PM3 votes

When his to-do list doesn't say "Press R"

Raksha8/6/2017, 9:09:57 AM1 votes

karthus does dry-cleaning.... -computing-

Hella Kaiser8/2/2017, 8:45:21 PM1 votes

love that "vanquish enemies"

Velzard of Koz8/2/2017, 10:20:58 PM1 votes

When your brain is rotting one needs help with memory

Eeyore8/3/2017, 7:05:05 AM1 votes

The list of deceased items include The Bloodthirster and Tear of the Goddess. Page 2, not included, lists Cull, Blade of the Ruined King and Infinity Edge.