THE HOTTEST LEAGUE OF LEGENDS RAP YOU'LL EVER HEAR: Sir-Stacks-A-Lot--Babies Gotta Back
(I'm bored)
: Oh, my, god Poppy... look at her stats
They're so high, she looks like
One of those Nasus main's girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those Nasus mains?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total diamond Smurf, 'kay?
I mean, her build, is just so stacked
I can't believe she's so fed, she's like... 9/0
I mean, gross, look
She's just such a... meta drone
: I like B.F.'s and I can not lie
You other carries can't deny
That when a Twitch walks in with a little gold gain
Tryna bring on me the pain
He get's bursted. Need a potion?
'Cause I noticed you lookin' thirsty.
I dig deep in the K/D/As
Hooked 'cause I always slay.
Hey Rumble, I wanna get with ya...
...And take your blue buff.
My support tried to warn me
But pentakills are easy for me
Oh, B-O-R-K,
You say you wanna get in your grave?
Well use me, use me,
Dying like you on a looped feed.
I've seen you feeding
To hell with retreating
You're oh/ten/seven
I hope I ain't clogging up heaven
I'm tired of MobaFire
Saying tanky's the new thing
Take the average Trist main and ask him that
You gotta make him back
So fellas, (yeah!) fellas, (yeah!)
Your carry got the stats? (Hell yeah!)
So poke 'em (poke 'em!) poke 'em (poke 'em!)
Make their duo back!
Babies gotta back! (Trist mains with the IE first back)
Babies gotta back! (Trist mains with the IE first back)
I like my Supp's god rank And when I'm throwing a gank I can't help myself, killing like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna R you home And crit, double-up crit, crit, I ain't talkin' bout Draven boys 'Cause Death's Dance is just a toy I want my items full AD Gotta pop that botlane double Stacks-a-lot's in trouble, Beggin' for a piece of that tower rubble So I'm lookin' at the montages I don't know why you'd run Visages You can keep those Visages But armor's what you need, see through the mirages A word to ya supp mains, I wanna get witcha Maybe gimme Alista' But I gonna be straight when I say I wanna carry Until the break of dawn Baby got it going on A lot of squishies won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit and run I like to stay and slay 'Cause I'm fed And you're dead And I'm down for getting put ahead So Supps (yeah) Supps (yeah) If you wanna kick some botlane butt (yeah) Then come on down, exhaust 'em out, Even Toplane's got to shout
Babies gotta back.
Babies gotta back.
: Yeah, baby, when it comes to carries
Ban rates got nothing
To do with my selection
All I want's a fed trist
Ha ha, only if she's 22/0/6
: A carry's what you're cravin', on the late-night show with Draven
But Draven ain't gonna satisfy all your cravin's (Author's note: Trist is thicc don't judge me)
My anaconda ain't want none
Unless you got guns, hon
You can drop the items you please
But don't sell my I.E.'s
Some kiddos wanna play that card
And say that Trist ain't hard
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
"Twitch's a better ADC"
Who got that checked by me?
'Cause my burst is hot and my crits are kickin
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin
To the full crit build, always works
Yeah screw the bloodthirster
I'm a sista you can't resista
No skillshots, so I can't miss one
Some feeder tried to diss
'Cause his numbers are on my list
But he had a chance to steal my Trist
An opportunity missed
So Supps, if you wanna go to town
And stomp a botlane throwdown
Dial 1-900-Stacks-A-Lot
And burst their duo bot
Babies gotta back.
Babies gotta back.
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