I have become W O K E (not clickbait)

Pewdiepie just hit 67 million subs 67million+ people play league All do poods subs are (obviously) NINE YEAR OLDS Therefore a large portion of league players are nine year olds! This is why you should never use voice chat my fellow nine year olds, they will no da wae, Dey will no u is nine year old

As you can see my conclusion makes total sense and is completely relevant in every way. There is no possible way to find any flaw in my impeccable logic and I am (obviously) smarter then Heimerdinger!

Therefor I am a dragon trainer Therefore nine year olds can drive dragons Therefore nine year olds should be able to drive cars Therefore we should all drive our dragons into poods house and invite him to make another cringemas(I need it) Therefore Rito will make a cringy Christmas skin for ivern!(like a Christmas tree) Therefor I am smart

I spent an entire day writing this your argument is invalid