I'm a fish gamer and proud of it, but I'm always getting harassed

Deep Terror Nami·Jan 4, 2016·84 votes·4,599 views

Every time I tell people I'm a gamer fish, they're like "get back in the sushi roll" or "I bet you smell like death". All I want to do is enjoy the game, maybe play with some other gamers from the sea, but noooooo, as soon as I mention it they only want to know the size of my air sacs and how long I can hold my breath.

Enough is enough. Equality for creatures of both the land and the sea! Riot, you need to do something about this.

- Sincerely, abused fish

114 Comments

biobirbbyyJan 4, 201629 votes

I find this very sad. I've just finished a game where there were 2 fish gamers getting abused by a shark gamer. I hate how they think they are so much better. I'm a shrimp gamer, so I get the same amount, if not more, abuse than fish gamers. The reason I name changed from 'Hi im shrimp' to 'SSBprashy' was bc of all the abuse. I really hope Riot does something, because its getting annoying. Don't even get me started on octopus gamers though. They act so nice and stick with you the whole game. I know they are trying to be nice, but when they spray their ink on me, that is where I cross the line.

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 201630 votes

I almost spit my stew all over my computer when I read "I'm a shrimp gamer".

biobirbbyyJan 4, 201630 votes

I see how it is. Well then, if you think this is funny then maybe I should leave. Fish gamers, sigh, I thought you guys were respecting of us shrimps. Turns out you are just like fish bait gamers. You act all nice and mature, and then you go behind our backs and laugh as we are caught by your bait.

[zombie-nunu-tears]

AbodyHUN666Jan 4, 20164 votes

Hey look I'm perfectly okay with someone being a shrimp as long as he is doing that at home between 4 walls.

SquidblimpJan 5, 20162 votes

Stew? Better not be beef stew. I'm a cow gamer, and I'd be offended.

KotexJan 4, 201619 votes

Your satire is offensive to the real group that gets ACTUAL harassment in this game that deserves real acknowledgment.

Teemo players.

Laughing FishJan 4, 201616 votes

https://chinesefontdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/18kiur.gif

Malicious MetalJan 4, 201618 votes

What about all us Metal gamers then?!

Iron gamers are all being abused for being so brittle while Steel gets shit for just being processed Iron.

Meanwhile All flock to Gold gamers for their "personality". Lead gamers on the other hand are always getting bullied for their molar mass. Uranium gamers are usually left being loners or have to endure all the Russian gamer's advances.

Tss... Check your privilege before thinking you fish gamers have the hardest time being accepted...

BastionKrossJan 4, 20164 votes

Try being a Silver gamer. The lower elos are named after various processed ores while the top tiers are "Diamond", "Master", and "Challenger".

Obviously biased against Metals.

frigginmurlocsJan 4, 20164 votes

Bronze isn't even a real metal, why iksn't it called copper tier

WookieJesuzJan 4, 20162 votes

"Lead gamers are always being bullied for their molar mass" Heh.

Itadaki SeiekiJan 4, 201617 votes

Excuse me, I'm a tranCosmic guardian that can manipulate time and space, but everytime I tell my friends that all they ask me for is to help them go back in time for their history reports, or they ask me to manipulate them a box of pizza.. I JUST WANT TO ENJOY PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.. Riot! Please stop them from harassing me because I'm tired of it.

I paid very good Brillions on this game and I wish to keep paying you with otherdimension currency.

Laughing FishJan 4, 201617 votes

http://i1.wp.com/paperfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/9b385_bruce-shark-finding-nemo.gif

LeadpaintchipsJan 6, 20162 votes

I'm a believer of "Friends are food, not Fish." Or was it "Food are Friends, not Fish."? Maybe "Fish are Food, not Friends."

MasterSomethingJan 4, 201615 votes

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

biobirbbyyJan 4, 20169 votes

You follow your dreams ~~man~~ attack helicopter

AMYS GRAVEJan 4, 20166 votes

Ever since I was a ~~boy~~ Mosquito Ultralight Helicopter I dreamed of ...

tsk tsk

IcyPepperJan 5, 20162 votes

Hello Apache, you are among friends :D

RaptorKarrJan 4, 201612 votes

Gives Nami a hug

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 201637 votes

I also accept Mystery Gifts.

Hatless CasualJan 4, 20166 votes

At least you don't get flamed for buying item 3089 .... people are just messed up.

AMYS GRAVEJan 4, 20161 votes

What does a fish need a hat for noob!!!

AriamisJan 4, 20161 votes

Truly Outrageous Style

AMYS GRAVEJan 4, 20163 votes

item 3089 Taric

Truly

PaladinNOJan 4, 20164 votes

Sorry, but Nami can't use a hat. Well, to be fair, it's either a hat or boots.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/df96815b5175452dcc90f19cb811e769/tumblr_n9g9etcqwp1qexskdo1_1280.jpg

Void NargacugaJan 4, 20165 votes

I'd give you a hug... But I don't want to accidentally cook you. I recently bathed in fire. Don't ask.

Malicious MetalJan 4, 20163 votes

~~Obligatory "WHY?"~~

Void NargacugaJan 4, 20162 votes

When your board or just tired of the norm... You tend to do things just to spice things up and have fun again.

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 20166 votes

You're board too? http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001329213/plank_answer_5_xlarge.jpeg

MimyJan 4, 20164 votes

I don't quite know what a Fish Gamer is. I've been on the internet for nearly 10 years as sad as it is, but I don't really care about trivial things.

Despite whatever Fish Gaming is, everyone is entitled to be treated with equal respect you think you disserve.

Example: I would like for people to ne nice to me, what do I do? I'm nice to other people.

When I look up fish gaming I get this

http://www.technoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10-best-platforms-and-websites-in-the-gaming-industry7.jpg

Looks like something the kids would play... Who cares? I met adults on Clubpenguin 9 years ago when I used to play it as a kid. usually they played with their kids..

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 20169 votes

This is a fish gamer; https://i.gyazo.com/a1b3153b844387ef52d2ac08b68abe10.png

MimyJan 4, 20163 votes

That looks pretty cool. Missing an arm tho. Haha.

Reminds me if jar jar.

I feel like the only one who enjoyed his comedic relif in starwars. Espically being a kid sitting in a movie thearter that long.

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 20164 votes

[slayer-jinx-catface] jinx is missing an arm too, there's just a better way to cut it off ;(

PaladinNOJan 4, 20164 votes

...they only want to know the size of my air sacs

Wait, what!? It actually happens for real? :O I thought those things only happened in the appropriate adult comix:

http://i.imgur.com/EbPT15f.jpg

See, what you need to do is ensure these harassing landlubbers is sleeping with the fishes before their intended time.

Give them a good tailslap to make sure they get the point. Waterboarding, for those more resilient, also works.

A very easy and most definite "no!" vote from me. I too use to just swim happily down the botlane on occasion, giving a splash of heal here, a bubble of kindness there, not having a care in the world...but then there's always someone who insist on making ripples in my own, personal pond of tranquility.

And it is here you must rise up to them, and show them the true fury of the water. The waves of fate are not to be triffled with, and while such a destructive force is not to be taken lightly and must be treated with respect at all times, you must show them that not even the fish gamers will be used as everyone's bait.

AlleoJan 4, 20167 votes

Them air bladders tho.

PaladinNOJan 5, 20163 votes

What worries me the most about that pic, is how Ez just saw things that no Taric can give him...

DisneylordJan 4, 20161 votes

tell us if you are girl or guy

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 201666 votes

I'm a fish.

DisneylordJan 4, 20162 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=RtEK2QpA,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-01-04T07:22:33.016+0000)

I'm a fish.

k that clearly means you are a guy, if you were a girl impersonating nami you wouldn't feel ashamed to say it

Deep Terror NamiJan 4, 201637 votes

Are you trying to troll me here or something? Trying to have a mutually respectful thread here.

Rew711Jan 5, 20162 votes

Deep Terror Nami, are you a mermaid or a maidmer?

CoffeeDaveJan 5, 201613 votes

Deep Terror Nami is a Merfolk.

Rew711Jan 5, 20161 votes

CoffeeDave, please answer my question: is Fizz a Merfolk or a cousin of Teemo?

EDIT

I forgot to give a plus 1 before writing this. That was very nice use of Merkind.

CoffeeDaveJan 5, 20162 votes

If we established that Deep Terror Nami is a Merfolk, and Teemo is Satan (a Devil), then using Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition as a guide, I can safely say that Fizz is a Merrow, a demonicly-changed merfolk.....or a fish-kinder. Whichever is less evil.

OverpoweredSoapJan 4, 201620 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=RtEK2QpA,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-01-04T07:22:33.016+0000)

I'm a fish.

Best response.

Fish is best gender.

Laughing FishJan 4, 201629 votes

Here here! http://i.imgur.com/BXkqVJd.gif?Noredirect

I Main SwainJan 4, 20164 votes

clownfish: the original transgenders

EeyoreJan 4, 20166 votes

*trans/intersexuals

Fisherman FízzJan 4, 201614 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=RtEK2QpA,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-01-04T07:22:33.016+0000)

I'm a fish.

Fish fish fish Fizz