I'm a fish gamer and proud of it, but I'm always getting harassed

Deep Terror Nami·1/4/2016, 6:54:03 AM·84 votes·4,599 views

Every time I tell people I'm a gamer fish, they're like "get back in the sushi roll" or "I bet you smell like death". All I want to do is enjoy the game, maybe play with some other gamers from the sea, but noooooo, as soon as I mention it they only want to know the size of my air sacs and how long I can hold my breath.

Enough is enough. Equality for creatures of both the land and the sea! Riot, you need to do something about this.

- Sincerely, abused fish

114 Comments

biobirbbyy1/4/2016, 7:53:57 AM29 votes

I find this very sad. I've just finished a game where there were 2 fish gamers getting abused by a shark gamer. I hate how they think they are so much better. I'm a shrimp gamer, so I get the same amount, if not more, abuse than fish gamers. The reason I name changed from 'Hi im shrimp' to 'SSBprashy' was bc of all the abuse. I really hope Riot does something, because its getting annoying. Don't even get me started on octopus gamers though. They act so nice and stick with you the whole game. I know they are trying to be nice, but when they spray their ink on me, that is where I cross the line.

Kotex1/4/2016, 7:27:46 AM19 votes

Your satire is offensive to the real group that gets ACTUAL harassment in this game that deserves real acknowledgment.

Teemo players.

Malicious Metal1/4/2016, 11:23:17 AM18 votes

What about all us Metal gamers then?!

Iron gamers are all being abused for being so brittle while Steel gets shit for just being processed Iron.

Meanwhile All flock to Gold gamers for their "personality". Lead gamers on the other hand are always getting bullied for their molar mass. Uranium gamers are usually left being loners or have to endure all the Russian gamer's advances.

Tss... Check your privilege before thinking you fish gamers have the hardest time being accepted...

Itadaki Seieki1/4/2016, 6:56:38 AM17 votes

Excuse me, I'm a tranCosmic guardian that can manipulate time and space, but everytime I tell my friends that all they ask me for is to help them go back in time for their history reports, or they ask me to manipulate them a box of pizza.. I JUST WANT TO ENJOY PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.. Riot! Please stop them from harassing me because I'm tired of it.

I paid very good Brillions on this game and I wish to keep paying you with otherdimension currency.

Laughing Fish1/4/2016, 12:37:02 PM17 votes

http://i1.wp.com/paperfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/9b385_bruce-shark-finding-nemo.gif

MasterSomething1/4/2016, 7:29:45 AM15 votes

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

RaptorKarr1/4/2016, 8:00:42 AM12 votes

Gives Nami a hug

Hatless Casual1/4/2016, 8:26:12 AM6 votes

At least you don't get flamed for buying item 3089 .... people are just messed up.

Void Nargacuga1/4/2016, 8:02:51 AM5 votes

I'd give you a hug... But I don't want to accidentally cook you. I recently bathed in fire. Don't ask.

Mimy1/4/2016, 7:09:43 AM4 votes

I don't quite know what a Fish Gamer is. I've been on the internet for nearly 10 years as sad as it is, but I don't really care about trivial things.

Despite whatever Fish Gaming is, everyone is entitled to be treated with equal respect you think you disserve.

Example: I would like for people to ne nice to me, what do I do? I'm nice to other people.

When I look up fish gaming I get this

http://www.technoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10-best-platforms-and-websites-in-the-gaming-industry7.jpg

Looks like something the kids would play... Who cares? I met adults on Clubpenguin 9 years ago when I used to play it as a kid. usually they played with their kids..

PaladinNO1/4/2016, 9:23:20 PM4 votes

...they only want to know the size of my air sacs

Wait, what!? It actually happens for real? :O I thought those things only happened in the appropriate adult comix:

http://i.imgur.com/EbPT15f.jpg

See, what you need to do is ensure these harassing landlubbers is sleeping with the fishes before their intended time.

Give them a good tailslap to make sure they get the point. Waterboarding, for those more resilient, also works.

A very easy and most definite "no!" vote from me. I too use to just swim happily down the botlane on occasion, giving a splash of heal here, a bubble of kindness there, not having a care in the world...but then there's always someone who insist on making ripples in my own, personal pond of tranquility.

And it is here you must rise up to them, and show them the true fury of the water. The waves of fate are not to be triffled with, and while such a destructive force is not to be taken lightly and must be treated with respect at all times, you must show them that not even the fish gamers will be used as everyone's bait.

Disneylord1/4/2016, 7:21:19 AM1 votes

tell us if you are girl or guy