I think I've figured out how to bring back solo competitive play....

lvcoug·7/17/2016, 8:49:47 AM·16 votes·906 views

It's all quite simple. You see, it all starts with the boards posts. Bear with me, because it all ties back into how to bring back solo competitive play. So the reason that we don't see very many posts anymore about bringing it back is because Riot has secretly set up a bot that monitors the boards and sends all posts about bringing back solo competitive play to a secret subcategory of the boards that needs a certain setup to access. You see, in order to access and view these posts, you must go into the champions section of the league webpage and click on Urgot. Then, you must grab an original NES controller, map the PlayStation 4 button layout to that controller, and then plug it in to a Gamecube controller adapter and plug that USB into your computer. Then you must input the Konami code and you are in. This ties into getting back solo competitive play because to get it back you do something similar. You must go to Yorick's page, and use the Guitar Hero 5 bundle guitar with the drums button layout that is plugged into your computer via the microphone USB. You must then play the Konami Code backwards with your voice while speaking into the Gamecube mic that is plugged into your headphone jack. This will then take you to a super secret webcam skype call with Riot and at that point they will bring back solo competitive mode into League. I'm counting on you guys to make this happen. Only the chosen one can bring back our beloved gamemode. Thank you for taking the time to bring back joy to all League players.[slayer-jinx-wink]

7 Comments

TyrekGoldenspear7/17/2016, 3:40:19 PM9 votes

Instructions unclear.

Just found Amelia Earhart's plane in the Bermuda Triangle.

Ryzing2Diamond7/17/2016, 12:51:04 PM3 votes

Not to be a buzzkill, but the 'Bring back solo Q!' fad started to die around the time Ghost Crawler explained Riots reasoning behind Dynamic Queue, even though a very small vocal minority of this very small vocal minority were already explaining what their reasonings appeared to be, and turned out to be right.

You can take my upvote though, your post is hilarious. Reminds me of those days where the League client had a secret access through the Konami code. Noone believed me, but I always used it to get in during peak hours. Aaaaaaah the Season 3 days.

Riot had to get rid of the access due to people breaking their patch while the server was updating, though. Too many people learned about it.

Rïötsiv7/17/2016, 12:01:55 PM2 votes

One can only dream of a world where solo que comes back my friend!

Spacesuit Spiff7/17/2016, 7:43:33 PM1 votes

You left out the part where we get soloq back, but we can only play it by routing through an IBN5100 controlled by a Rock Band drum set.