What does your main say about you Part X, the update

Hi, I'm going to use this post to cover champion updates and recently released champions who were not covered in my previous 'set of What your Main say's about you posts Links here

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Now lets begin

New : You have grown from an edgy loner to mother fucking Russian rage machine. Some would argue that it's just a part of your edge phase, but your swol ass muscles and vicious Civilian Posing will make them shut up in an instant, because you are not Virgin Edgy Loner, you are Chad Roid Rage incarnate, and there will be blood.

New : You are elegant Diving me under my useless fucking tower level 3!!!, cunning Using your broken ass smokescreen to not even get targeted by it, and beautiful You fat neck bearded weeblord!. You are incredibly precise and calm Except when I trash your asses and many of your friends will joke about you being a secret assassin Psycho Killer, but when things get tough, or a last minute project needs to be finished, you won't panic, you'll do it, and you'll get it right. BUT HOW!?

New : You are the fem fatal, the Widow Maker, the THOT bad girl, you are the definition of "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". For those who scorn you will feel your wrath and even those under your care are usually under your heel as well And possibly willingly as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Either that, or you're a horny 13 year old edge lord.

New : Hmmm, I'm pretty sure that the old one still fits here, for the most part. I guess you also enjoy rolling big snowballs down the hill. You also really like open world adventure games like elder scrolls and Zelda BoTW, spending most of your time exploring and doing side quests rather then getting the main quest done.

New : You're a really good dancer, and a practitioner of martial arts, sometimes the two even mix for an elegant and deadly form. You're also a leader to the core, ready to take charge, whether it's of the local militia or the late night McDonald's crew, and fill the role of leadership. Many think of you as a bit of a control freak, but they cannot deny the results you get when you're in charge.

: You are efficient at making hard choices that others could not. You understand the pro's and con's of each one and are able to choose the best outcome. While you enjoy your Tell-Tales and other point and click adventures, you sometimes get annoyed when you clearly made the right choice and the game makes another canonical. News lady is 10 times better then fight tech nerd! Many consider you harsh or cold, but those who are at crossroad and lost for options know they can turn to you for guidance if they need to.

: You've been through some rough patches in life, maybe even have daddy issues, but you came out a survivor. You can adapt to changes on the fly, and are always ready for any kind of natural and even unnatural disaster's. Laura Croft is your idle, and you are the king of both Survival games, and Battle Royals, always landing in that sweet top 10 placements.

: You aren't a traditional handy man. When most people ask for help, it's with stuff like carrying boxes, or picking out groceries, which you can do; but when someone wants help making somebody dead, that's your specialty. You're also a man of your word, even as few as they are, and those who help you with your targets get their cut of the pay.

New : You are cold, calculating, efficient, even more so then Kayn's. Like Irellia, you're a leader, but you lead with an Iron Curtain fist. People call Irelia's a control freak, but everyone silently agree's you're a tyrant, and the reason they silently agree is because you have eyes and ears everywhere, and if someone even thinks of breaking out from your perfect little cog, they will be replaced, swiftly, and sent to the late night shift with all the other decanters and renegades. Though you do like to hand out with Aatrox and Victor's during your spare time. GLORY TO RUSSIA!!

: Your job looks easy enough to most people, until someone has to actually do it, then they realize how hard it can be. Still, no one appreciates the complexity of the things you do, and when you do well it seems to make them angry. The thing that makes it worse for them is that even if they confront you about it, you don't get angry, you don't get defensive, you smile, complement them on their choice of shoes, respect their opinion, and then walk off. You leave no catharsis for them, and while you may be genuine with your words, you do smile at the frothing rage you leave your would adversaries in, just a little.