Pantheon really got the short straw :c

dontspinbutwin·2/12/2019, 6:43:28 PM·29 votes·17,410 views

AurelionSol :Now children, I brought you all together in hopes you work to set your lord, that is to say me, free. Discuss your aspects, and the Godly powers granted onto you for it.

Diana : >:c

Leona : :c Oneechannnn

Diana : >:C

Taric : ....ahem, anyhow, I should start things off. I'm Taric, and I embody the aspect of the defender. After I failed my platoon, well, I was exiled to die. I sought to repent by climbing mount targon, and I was deemed worthy of the defender. Now, I seek to aid as many others as I can, by using the power of the galaxy as my balm, and the stars as by impenetrable shield. Now Dia-

Diana : >:C

Taric : ...er, Zoe, why don't you help liven up the mood?

Zoe : Hiya! :D I'mlikethisaspectoftwilight,butthatsaboringtitleforafunthingy! Icanhoparoundandjustplayeveryday :DDDDD

Taric : Well, can you describe what power it is you have?

Zoe: Oh! I can put people into insomnia, alter reality, and use stars as light-speed nukes! :D

AurelionSol: yoU WHA-

Taric: AAAANYways, Diana, why don't you tell us what it is you do?

Diana: >:C

Taric : ._. Please?

Diana : >:t fine. I'm the aspect of the moon. After I was exiled for finding another god, I slaughtered the idiots who exiled me >:)

Taric:

Diana: >:D

Taric: Well, as tragic as that is, might I ask what you can do?

Diana: Using the power of the moon (andthearmorandbladeblessedtomebythegreatmoon), I use lunar rays to enhance my movements, move at light speeds to slaughter anyone in my light

Leona : D: b-but oneechann, thats so mean

Diana: Be quiet sun-whore. You tried to smite me with the sun. At NIGHT.

Leona: :c

Taric: ...well, I guess that leona's power and aspect is now evident. Now pantheon, can yo-

Pantheon: I am war.

Taric: ....pardon?

Pantheon: I am the embodiment of war. Any opponent I cross dies.

Diana: Damn. What can you do? Do you drive your foes mad with bloodlust? Do you kill them on sight? Crumble the bones of anyone who stands in your way?

Pantheon: I chuck spears.

Diana: ...With godly strength?

Pantheon: No, the spears don't kill immediately, but they are annoying. After about 7 or 9 spears, I can jump on them, bop them on the head, then stab them, like, really fast.

Taric: ....but thats...but... anyone can do.... huh?

Pantheon: Also, I can jump really high. Like a few miles.

Taric: Oh, that's useful! I'm sur-

Pantheon: My foes see a giant circle on the floor of where I'm about to land, and can usually walk out of it before I touch down.

Taric: ...oh. ._.

EDIT: sorry bout that m8s, a lot of the story just up and vanished, so yeah, I readded what was missin. Sorry bout the inconvenience!

12 Comments

CampYourLane2/12/2019, 6:45:58 PM8 votes

but you forgot the most important thing.... pantheon is a real man... he wears a kilt!

Glaricion2/12/2019, 11:48:33 PM4 votes

{quoted}

Pantheon: Also, I can jump really high. Like a few miles.

Taric: Oh, that's useful! I'm sur-

Pantheon: My foes see a giant circle on the floor of where I'm about to land, and can usually walk out of it before I touch down.

Taric: ...oh. ._.

I see that you're in your promos...

boY iMA cArry yOU WItH MY ULtiMaTe pOcKEt pICk, aP pANthEoN.

ImA RefUSE tO TaKE dOwN aNy gOsh Darn nAmEs AND imA just Hop on SOME fOoLS

(in all seriousness, fantastic post)

King Braum2/14/2019, 7:42:17 PM3 votes

damnit, stop reminding me that Panth is basically just a guy with a stick.

MasterLico2/12/2019, 6:52:28 PM1 votes

lol

GlancingChaos2/15/2019, 4:11:39 PM1 votes

This made my day a little better Kayle