Let's share stories

Hey everyone, I want you to, in the comments of this thread, share your funniest/cringiest story (or more of them, if you have multiple ones too good to pass), of course, League of Legends related. Things like the most ridiculous salty/uninformed enemies, accusations, weirdos, anything you can tell fellow players to have a laugh about. No naming and shaming though, as the boards' rules say.

Heck, I'll start, everyone grab your sticks, marshmallows, bacon and whatnot, the campfire is all ready.

I've gotta admit, I'll never forget the one time when I spent an entire game listening to accusations of being a hacker for probably the most ridiculous reason yet, unlike anything common such as hitting or dodging too many skillshots (or getting lucky in a few regards). No no no, this time was special. I was being called a cheater and hacker for... drumroll ...making the enemies' screens go dark when I jump on someone. From that, I think you guys can already make out the fact that I was playing my boy . It didn't matter how many times me and my team (all fellow random summoners I've never met before) tried to tell them that's how 's ultimate works. An important note could be that I was fairly fed and we all know that when a fed decides that a squishy hasn't played gray screen simulator in too long, that issue gets fixed fairly quickly and reliably, which might have supported the sodium levels in the enemies' blood streams. You might brush it off assuming that these players were completely new and ignorant of some game mechanics, which is a very sober and acceptable conclusion to make, however, I shall dispel those by revealing that the main perpetrator of this hillariosity was, in fact, a Gold 2 Fizz (a higher rank than me at the time, with multiple seasons on his account, if my memory serves me right), while the other two enemies who had joined him in his keyboard crusade against 's mechanics weren't that far behind him.

A very quick story of another day, which actually gave birth to a meme among my League-playing friends and left me with an ironic nickname, was when someone hillariously mistyped the word "cheater" in their fit of rage into "chieatier".

And that's it for me boys and girls, I'm passing the imaginary microphone to you. Let's have some fun, shall we? EDIT: Everyone is welcome, no matter your rank in-game, your status on the boards, or even your shiny little Riot mark. Hell, I'd bet money on Riot having some quality stories to share themselves too.