I was looking at my stats and I have **murdered **46,418 minions.
Forty-six thousand four hundred and eighteen minions who were robbed of their youth. Who will never live on to have little minions...
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I hate myself.
RIP minions.
RIOT YOU MONSTER! FORCING US TO END THESE INNOCENT LIVES!!! CURSE YOU!!!
Tulare6 votesMinions are molded from the dank souls of 
mains, who relinquished their humanity in exchange for dark power.
Fritterz4 votesIf this is true, I no longer feel bad.
Rebellions6 votesHe looked right into the face of it and was made to stare. The Darkness. The kind of Darkness you can't even imagine. Blacker than the space it moves through. They made him watch, he probably tried to turn away, but they wouldn't let him. You call him a survivor, he's not. A man comes up against that kind of will... The only way to deal with it, I suspect is to become it. He's following the only course left to him. -Malcolm Reynolds
I have seen many minions die horrible deaths, I wanted it to stop at first, but then it got easier and easier to see, little by little. Now I revel in the slaughter, the rush of seeing the gold and experience counter tick with each death, the CS score growing ever higher... Transitioning that blood money into items with which to move onto bigger targets, making men fall in a pool of their own blood for even more dark, dirty money. All in the name of growing more powerful. I see the world for what it truly is, a dark blasted hellscape of nightmares and death that no man can walk away from with his sanity intact. I will keep moving forward surviving this dark place until the Nexus at the center of this unholy apocalypse has been shattered by my power... Then... I awake to be thrust back into the never-ending loop. Time, and time again, until I myself succumb to death. But even then the rift lets none go. Even death is nothing more than a short reprieve for the never-ending battle....
SlavSquat4205 votesIt's Okay to murder, but 
can't smoke? The shit is that.
Fritterz7 votesAnother Cigar post....
SlavSquat4201 votesAnother Cigar post....
Just sayin' it's weird that they feel the need to remove tobacco use in a game where you murder things. silly really.
Ralanr1 votesDo not question the silly.
Tormyth3 votesJust sayin' it's weird that they feel the need to remove tobacco use in a game where you murder things. silly really.
It's illegal to advertise for tobacco products on the radio or TV they likely removed the cigar due to how many people play it, a good chunk of them kids or teens and getting the idea that smoking is cool or beneficial in some way to avoid a lawsuit http://betobaccofree.hhs.gov/laws/
aítch4 votesBut minions are little robot-like and aren't actually beings OH GOD WE ARE ALL HORRIBLE
rtbf2624903 votes122,668 Minnions RIP
GeorgeKnightRT3 votesNot to mention all those friendly minions you led into suicide on the enemy towers.
UtilityPunk2 votesIt's for glory! Somehow destroying nexus' saves the universe... Okay, fine, the lore team hasn't really explained it yet. Winning is somehow important in universe. Their lives are not in vain!
Dicerson1 votesNot to mention all those friendly minions you led into suicide on the enemy towers.
At least that way they can end it all quickly. Some minions have to suffer through multiple hits, war and intense battle, all the while the ever looming prospect of being last hit awaits them. At least this way, minions can say they chose the medium of their death.
RegularPartyFowl3 votes192,456. I'm a monster https://media.riffsy.com/images/9ecdbc8b345d3d0dc37f88f71984eaad/raw
Sicarius Æternum2 votes#DoctorWho memes. Why you kill minions you inhumane monster. Caster minions evolve into Melee. which becomes Cannon, which become raptors, which become wolves, which becomes krugs, which becomes blue buff, which becomes red buff, who becomes dragon, who becomes Baron. And the god of all of these minions/monsters is the Gromp
Blue Moon Wolf2 votesDAMN IT RIOT, when the League of Legends was in the lore, they were just spirits that were summoned to the Rift via nexus to fight and could just respawn like champs, no harm done. Without summoners being a thing, there is no excuse, we are committing minion genocide every match .__.
WyvernEgg1 votes103,805
edit: in 2015
Jas3Bae1 votesThis is why I main support.
Embertine4 votes
has killed more minions than any ADC. (not really but still a lot!)
Jacobofcourse1 votesLook at it this way. We didn't just rob them of their youth.. We also robbed them of their money :(. The things we do for money around here.... SMH
Captain Aishi1 votesrounded up, 322000 minions killed, just from normal games, so you need to add quite a few thousad more from ranked and all I have to say for myself is... YUMMY! (in nunu bot's voice)
3ternalkarma1 votes313,505 in 2013 ranked 154,386 in 2014 ranked 130,797 in 2015 ranked 227,991 and thats only in normals.... im the real monster here......... >_>;
Syrai1 votesI have killed 254,142 minions. Just a wee bit more..
Void Nargacuga1 votesSince joining in patch 5.6 and only in classic: 22600 minions killed...
Yeah yeah I'm new. But still... Makes me rethink my actions... Oh wait. Nope... I need that AP! 
continues to stack Q
