I was looking at my stats and I have **murdered **46,418 minions.
Forty-six thousand four hundred and eighteen minions who were robbed of their youth. Who will never live on to have little minions...
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I hate myself.
RIP minions.
RIOT YOU MONSTER! FORCING US TO END THESE INNOCENT LIVES!!! CURSE YOU!!!
Minions are molded from the dank souls of 
mains, who relinquished their humanity in exchange for dark power.
He looked right into the face of it and was made to stare. The Darkness. The kind of Darkness you can't even imagine. Blacker than the space it moves through. They made him watch, he probably tried to turn away, but they wouldn't let him. You call him a survivor, he's not. A man comes up against that kind of will... The only way to deal with it, I suspect is to become it. He's following the only course left to him. -Malcolm Reynolds
I have seen many minions die horrible deaths, I wanted it to stop at first, but then it got easier and easier to see, little by little. Now I revel in the slaughter, the rush of seeing the gold and experience counter tick with each death, the CS score growing ever higher... Transitioning that blood money into items with which to move onto bigger targets, making men fall in a pool of their own blood for even more dark, dirty money. All in the name of growing more powerful. I see the world for what it truly is, a dark blasted hellscape of nightmares and death that no man can walk away from with his sanity intact. I will keep moving forward surviving this dark place until the Nexus at the center of this unholy apocalypse has been shattered by my power... Then... I awake to be thrust back into the never-ending loop. Time, and time again, until I myself succumb to death. But even then the rift lets none go. Even death is nothing more than a short reprieve for the never-ending battle....
It's Okay to murder, but 
can't smoke? The shit is that.
But minions are little robot-like and aren't actually beings OH GOD WE ARE ALL HORRIBLE
122,668 Minnions RIP
Not to mention all those friendly minions you led into suicide on the enemy towers.
192,456. I'm a monster https://media.riffsy.com/images/9ecdbc8b345d3d0dc37f88f71984eaad/raw
DAMN IT RIOT, when the League of Legends was in the lore, they were just spirits that were summoned to the Rift via nexus to fight and could just respawn like champs, no harm done. Without summoners being a thing, there is no excuse, we are committing minion genocide every match .__.
#DoctorWho memes. Why you kill minions you inhumane monster. Caster minions evolve into Melee. which becomes Cannon, which become raptors, which become wolves, which becomes krugs, which becomes blue buff, which becomes red buff, who becomes dragon, who becomes Baron. And the god of all of these minions/monsters is the Gromp
103,805
edit: in 2015
Look at it this way. We didn't just rob them of their youth.. We also robbed them of their money :(. The things we do for money around here.... SMH
rounded up, 322000 minions killed, just from normal games, so you need to add quite a few thousad more from ranked and all I have to say for myself is... YUMMY! (in nunu bot's voice)
313,505 in 2013 ranked 154,386 in 2014 ranked 130,797 in 2015 ranked 227,991 and thats only in normals.... im the real monster here......... >_>;
I have killed 254,142 minions. Just a wee bit more..
Since joining in patch 5.6 and only in classic: 22600 minions killed...
Yeah yeah I'm new. But still... Makes me rethink my actions... Oh wait. Nope... I need that AP! 
continues to stack Q
This is why I main support.
