Be God King Garen

ModCaptainMårvelous·6/30/2018, 4:17:53 AM·84 votes·21,200 views
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War is going great.

Finally in the lead.

Lmao fuck you Riven I did what you couldn't

Suddenly all my subjects are in a panic.

The fuck is wrong with you people? It's a normal-

Look at calendar. Realize it's Friday.

The teenagers are out of school.

The edgelords have finally gotten home to their giant fuckass alienware computers.

MFW God King Darius's subjects are free to roam about my perfect kingdom and fuck everything up.

68 Comments

Hèntaî 6/30/2018, 7:50:48 AM30 votes

The edgelords have finally gotten home to their giant fuckass alienware computers.

This one line. My sides, they hurt

Over Innsmouth6/30/2018, 9:39:30 AM11 votes

Man I hope Garen wins in the end. He has two swords, that's way better than one garbage axe.

Mhihnj6/30/2018, 7:15:44 AM10 votes

Lmao fuck you Riven I did what you couldn't

Riven Get Karma'd

Slythion6/30/2018, 5:32:50 AM6 votes

Isn't it summer though? Arent all the highschoolers out of school anyways?

Nickpws6/30/2018, 6:33:34 PM4 votes

Rito games purposefully breaking missions so the war is forever in God King Darius' favor [sg-ezreal]

BeatzBoyFTW6/30/2018, 8:58:12 AM4 votes

I read those words in a voice of a decent noble, til that 3rd line cracked me up.

Ionian Vulpix6/30/2018, 2:26:11 PM4 votes

Was expecting a Virgin Darius versus the Chad Garen.

Warlord Rhinark6/30/2018, 5:47:12 AM4 votes

Fuck.

I wanted my boi Garen to win.

Welp, time to grind out as many missions as possible.

Asudurga7/1/2018, 1:44:47 AM3 votes

Hail Darius. Hail the God-King! Hail Noxus!

Żügżwäng7/1/2018, 5:35:47 AM3 votes

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PaladinNO6/30/2018, 12:12:36 PM3 votes

Garens icon is better, so Garen needs to win.

And even if he doesn't win, his icon needs to get released anyway. Along with the final icon from the last VS event.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qo76vTf8wOk/WS9DHzVkkzI/AAAAAAABDuI/BXhrAKvmuLk4tn7BPjWbarrtyxLwi5FRACLcB/s1600/fc42083b7079ae68.jpg

This icon isn't even listed in the newly released icons-tab...

Critmaster Garen6/30/2018, 12:56:15 PM3 votes

heretics man. heretics everywhere.

Gentleman Gems6/30/2018, 3:16:39 PM3 votes

Heresy is a disease, once an edgelord gets on and talks to his friends, it spreads like wild fire... or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI

Baibar6/30/2018, 8:30:30 PM3 votes

Be Summer

All Kids Out of School

Adults still at work

Garen is win

Friday Comes

Adults can play now, was at work.

Darius is win

Kids blame kids for Darius win

Erdamon6/30/2018, 7:46:57 PM2 votes

Tbh I've joined God King Darius mostly because I wanted to piggyback off of these edgy teenagers, guess it worked out in the end

Rákãñ6/30/2018, 11:00:45 PM2 votes

Only picked Garen for the fact of his interactions with Katarina made me laugh.

CytheGuy6/30/2018, 9:12:16 PM2 votes
Jeanne fan club6/30/2018, 3:58:03 PM2 votes

I finished all my garen missions on the second day. I wish I could contribute more than just the daily quests.

SugeMinPikk7/12/2018, 12:45:05 AM1 votes

I chose Yasuo for his Lord Byron quotes; chose Darius for his hairdo. Am I an edgelord?

EbonyBladeJ886/30/2018, 5:26:44 PM1 votes

It's like, come on! Chaos won LAST year. What's wrong with Order winning this year?

Busty Demoness7/1/2018, 4:56:56 AM1 votes

If it makes you feel better, I picked Riven last event for boobs.

Pubbi7/2/2018, 5:08:59 AM1 votes

I'm curious now... Which side did you pick?

Gentleman Gems7/12/2018, 12:42:55 AM1 votes

It appears Darius has won. Chaos will reign supreme. But I will die Honorably next to my one true king. https://pa1.narvii.com/6389/d5036fc3f8403d421f03846fc889df35b414a035_hq.gif

PurpleKingCrazy6/30/2018, 4:54:29 AM1 votes

Taliyah "Crummy demacians, when they will learn?"

Uh, you're not my voice Taliyah, stop it.

Taliyah "oh hi Ziggs."

Darius