How does it feel when you or others play champions?

Rules: Just have fun, say what you feel when you play as a champion and when your against a champion or if you see someone else play that champion in your game. Not everything you say has to be true you can just make shit up.

Me: I use E to pull the enemy, it hits the enemy but doesn't pull them at all. Enemy: Uses E on me when I'm ft away from his axe and under tower and he pulls me rom that distance.

Me: Will try to land a fancy combo only to get stopped by the CC police every feckin time ( ) Enemy: Will kill me if i so much as look at him funny he doesn't even have to press a button.

Me: (Q's the entire team) "looks like team rocket is blasting of agaaaiiin". Enemy: Always ends up saving my allies.

Me: Sets the jungle on fire and burns teemo on the top lane. Enemy: Mech breaks down before he even shows up for a team fight.

Me: Becomes so rich that he owns summoner's rift. Enemy: So piss poor in money that he can't get owner ship of his own tent let alone any land.

Me: Flies around the map like a balloon on crack while reading delightful hate comments from top laners telling me to gtfo and stop killing him. Enemy: Deflates like a balloon.

Me: At point blank fires R at manaless Tahm Kench... Misses Tahm Kench. Doesn't buy wards because "Who needs a map". Enemy: We are nothing but a bunch of sitting ducks at a carnival shooting gallery.

Me: (Sneezes on the keyboard then opens eyes after 5 seconds) PENTAKILL! Enemy: Gets hired as a Tank back massager

Me: Scores epic dunks on the enemy team. Dunkmaster Ziggs skin pls rito. Enemy: Tries to wall jump but keeps on bashing into the wall.

Me: Doesn't have enough electricity to power a light bulb. Enemy: Amazing script writer. So good in fact that riot hired him for the league of legends movie.

Me: Stays stealthed for 1 minute, jump scares the enemy player who didn't expect me to camp the jungle or bot lane, jungler or adc doesn't dare to push again unless with support. Enemy: Doesn't use his passive and gets caught everytime.

Me: Get's shanked by the other Yasuo. Enemy: You're gonna wish this Yasuo was your Yasuo.

Me: Fires Q blindly into the dark and always catch the squishies. Enemy: invades the jungle, misses Q, runs away, misses Q all game.

Me: Farms all game and tries to one shot the nexus. Enemy Farms all game and tires to one shot the nexus.

Me: PIKACHUUU!! Enemy: Pichu.

Me: Outrageously fabulous. Enemy: Also outrageously fabulous. (Love the pink leg warmers, Taric. <3)

Me: Throws charm at anyone. all the ugly champions flash to it. Enemy: Throws charm out of nowhere. All the sexy champions show up.

Me: Feature Length ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Enemy: Renekton stole his bananas.

and Me: I work for the AFK police Enemy: I also work for the AFK police to.

Me: looks like a tiny monster trying to be intimating. Enemy: GODZILLA!