Every player's logic in a nutshell:

When players plays the following:

"Use WQE to deal maximum damage" "Always leave W for last in case of an enemy gank" "He deals higher damage when casting tons of damage abilites during an ulted enemy" "Must remember that QSS & Zhonyas counters me. Gotta act fast before they grab that item"

"Save 1 barrel in a bush for a surprise E combo" "Gotta keep looking at the map to land my ult" "Snowball is GP's specialty. Gotta Q dem all!" "Doesn't matter how many CC. One W and I will be k"

"Hopefully I can split my Q for both pokes & cs-ing far off minions" "Hmm, this seems fishy. Better I either charge up my stacks to 4 or save my W to prevent enemy jungle ganks" "Mana & AP is Ryze's first build priorities. Hello, Tear" "When I reach 5 stacks, always remember this combo: QEQWQEQWQEQ"

"Always remember to land some punches in between ability casts" "Best to buy this Ward Jungle item for dez mobility & vision. Yea, "vision"." "Wasting Flash just to kick the enemy carry into my team is highy beneficial" "(landed Q on one enemy in a 5 man group) Don't be stupid.....don't be stupid......don't be stupid.....don't be stupid.......don't be- AH, FK IT!! (You have been slain)"

And finally.....

"What does right-click do?" "Report my team, no mia when I'm splitpushing without any vision at all" "So this button shoots this...woooah" "Enemy at full HP? I'll just spam QWER in a row for no reason at all whilst not giving a shit about kiting & map awareness"