The worst quote in League of Legends?

You meet a nice girl, maybe from china or whatever. You chat, have a laugh together, so you decide to man up and ask her out. She accepts the invitation, so the same evening, you take her to dinner. It's all going so smoothly, just like in movies. The dinner was very nice, you talked about yourself, she talked about herself, and now you're taking her home like a true gentleman. You both drunk a bit too much wine, but suprisingly you're the one suffering a bit more. But she asked you to come in, maybe you asked, either way now you're both in her bedroom kissing and touching eachother. You're undressing her pretty hastily, but she doesn't mind. You take out her underwear and, maybe you're too drunk, but man! She is really, really hairy down there. "Well, she's asian" you tell yourself, although that's not what really disturbs you: for hidden in that malaysian rainforest, there's something that shouldn't be there... "The forest holds many surprises"

This... this is the worst quote in league of legends.

I will bait you and outsmart you.

" Enemy Pentakill!"

:"I find my hate in the fire"

:"Hate is a child's word"

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Gangplank is 12?