Kennen's mother told him he couldn't be a ninja if he didn't grow up

Hmm, name checks out.

Well luckily she wan't anti-vaxxer so he did grow up past 3...

I've missed these.

Hi your dad im dad

Honestly better lore than real lore

Moments later, Kennen's parents were found brutally murdered in their apartments, apparently subjected to over 1000 volts.

Authorities warn the local citizens that the perpetrator is still on the loose.

Scientists are still baffled as to how squirrels manage to shoot fucking lightning.

[slayer-jinx-unamused]