So I had a truly surreal experience....

I was on the bottom floor of my house, the only spot I can play my Xbox with a big TV. Anyplace else just won't work well for me.

I found a spider crawling around there. I said "You don't belong here." and stomped on it.

After stomping it, I heard it cry out "Why do I deserve what Riot did to Marksmen?" And it promptly died.

Now I feel a little guilty.