The Story of The Ratbenders
The Story of The Ratbenders
Have you ever questioned your life purpose? Have you ever asked yourself why you are doing this? Do you often hate someone that you don't see, know and never did before, so much that you want bad things to happen to him? Do your blood often boils so much and your anger, fury, hate devour your mind and soul and you wanna break something? If yes, then you have been cursed. We all have been cursed. Some of us may not feel it, maybe some of us can keep the curse inside and don't let it affect our living. But there is the other side, the dark one, the people that are controlled by the curse and they let the curse out without knowing or doing anything about it. You know why? Because they can't and to be able to do it, you may need some special gifted skills that others don't posses, or maybe some special mental treatment. It's up to everyone of us to know and to find if we need this kind of treatment. Or maybe it's up to our families. Or at least to the ones that didn't left us because of our sins, diseases and actions.
Today, i'll tell you a litlle story. If you read it, it means that we all do this and we all know why we are here. The Cursed Story of The Ratbenders. The story that revealed the curse, the hatred and the madness inside our hearths. It all started with one game. This game. We play it, we like it, we quit it and we come back to it every time. To play the game, we must summon one warrior to fight for us, you all now that, but we also know that some of us, from hatred and dark thoughts that come from our deepest, darkest parts of the minds, choose to summon one of The Forbidden Ratbenders. The injurious, harmful and toxic Ratbenders.
Now, you may ask ''why are they here?'' or ''why are they forbidden?''. It all started with one rat, the first one, the most dangerous, unpredictable toxic Ratbender of all. Some people said that even Satan himself created him. Now we all know, because it's been confirmed. He is, in fact, the son of Satan. He teared apart people's joy, delight and happiness and made all scream and rage. He is a soul devourer. You don't decide to face him, you never wanna face him and you wish he never existed, but that's unfortunate, because he does. You see his smirk on his furry face, you hear his laugh, you walk up to the battlezone and you don't see him. Suddenly, he apears and tear your face appart in two or three poisonous arrows. Poison is his weapon, he want you to feel it, he want your mind and body to be corrupted, controlled by anger, by hate. He is the son of Satan. There are other Ratbenders, there are more than enough of them and they fight for evil, but there will be others, i know they will come, i just know.
The son of Satan, the leader of The Ratbenders, has a friend, a girlfriend. She is as small as him and she is so creazy she'll jump in the middle of the fight no matter what the result or consequences might be. Two or three years ago she would just hide until the end of the battle then came up to wreck everyone's faces. Those days are gone. Now she just dictates the battle and the end of it comes 20 minutes sooner. You might not want to hit ''TAB'' or you will get scared. She will jump in and wreck your whole squad and while laughing and you can't do anything about it. You are a mighty tank with a giant unbreakable shell and you walk up thinking you are unbeatable? Too bad she will just magically crit you for a third of your HP. She is a Forbidden Ratbender. She has a male counterpart too. He is the most toxic of them all, living in the slums, in the swamps, feasting on the innocent and letting them know he's hiding, and right after he breaks out of his cursed invisibility he must let you know it's him, from 2000 miles away, murdering everything in his path.
Next we have the rat in a goddamn ninja costume. He is one of the most special of them all. Some of us may assume his gender wrong, but i'm sure HE is a rat. Along with the son of Satan, he is the most versatile rat in the game. Wanna make your opponent's life a nightmare? Rat in ninja costume is the answer. AP? Rat in ninja costume. AD? Rat in ninja costume. Top? Rat in ninja costume. Mid? Rat in ninja costume. Adc? Rat in ninja costume. Support? Rat in ninja costume. Jungle? Rat in ninja c...... NOPE. That ain't gonna happen or i'll lose my sanity. Or what's left of it. You summon the mighty warrior who just got a real weapon? Rat in ninja costume will call out the unending chaos storm and will crush you to death and 2 seconds after he will throw his shuriken in the sky and breakdance on your lifeless shell of a corpse spamming his level 4 mastery. Yup, it happened.
You thought he (or she) is the only costume wearing rat? You were wrong! There is a dinosaur costume looking rat. He is an adc, a tank and a chain ball at the same time. He just says ''GAGA'' all the time and he yells after every boomerang he throws at you. You thought you had him and got your bloody revengeful hands on him? Too bad you will get' ''meltated'' on your way back. He will transform into an even bigger rat and stun you 9 goddamn times for 9 goddamn seconds while gaining 3 million HP and f your whole squad up in a wall, then he will make sure you die, if you barely got away, with his chainball boomerangs.
There are other types of rats out there. For example the wizard Ratbender that outplays you with a single ''R'' button press, the bomber or the moonwalking head-in-the-sky proffesor Ratbender, the flame spitting giant robot riding Ratbender or the hammer wealding female Ratbender, but there is one last that i want to tell you about, but i'm sure you know about them, yes, THEM: The rat on ostrich Ratbender. The rat on ostrich is the most ''KKona'' of the Ratbenders. He will threat you and your familly, he will curse, swear and spit only bad things, he would even curse his ostrich when it is too fed up getting his a.. beaten when protecting its master and running away. Here is your chance, you got him, but in the last second his ostrich will come and help him right away and you can't finally kill this slow-walking little rat. He kills you instead. You rage. You want to break things. With the last drop of your will you manage to calm down with your head on your hands. You go back. It happens again: the rat on ostrich lives, you die. You finally let it out and you break your monitor. This was the right decision, trust me, it will stop your soul consumption for a while.
The Ratbenders are everywhere. I hope no new Ratbender will rise on Runeterra soon, and if it does we will all grow rat ears and tails and will spend the rest of our meaningless existance eating from trash cans, because the rats will conquer the world.
