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I come back and what do I see? A fucking paywall.

Melledoneus·11/14/2017, 10:33:46 PM·121 votes·4,942 views

And no, not even talking about lootboxes here. That's a post for a different time.

I had to pay 40 bucks just to access the posting feature on the Boards. I calculated how long it would take, on top of that, to unlock all the sub-Boards (excluding Mechs and Minions, that's unfinished DLC) you need to shit-post for a grand total of 64.33 hours! And you don't even get GD to begin with because it's locked behind another paywall!

What the hell?

The bullshit doesn't even stop there. Oh, no, we're only getting started. Turns out that champion/item icons and stickers are fucking pay-to-win features. You can't get upvotes without it so some rich kid who actually buys it gets to enjoy free fucking upvotes because he doesn't work for a living. I calculated how much it would cost to get every icon and sticker and it cost a holy bejeezus amount of 260 dollars. I could buy half a fucking access code for one of my university books with that. Freezus freaking Christ.

I'm so disappointed in Riot. How the hell can I make quality memes if I have to pay 50 bucks for every link? Fucking hell man. This is the kind of shit that happens when you put Tyler1 on the executive Board. What the actual mother-freaking heck.

Fuck this. I'm going to 4chan.

49 Comments

DuskDaUmbreon11/14/2017, 11:11:15 PM39 votes

I could buy half a fucking access code for one of my university books with that.

Dear lord. It's hilarious, but painfully true at the same time. cries amidst laughter

VoidStaresBack11/14/2017, 10:35:30 PM33 votes

Rammus is obviously the ok answer.

SzGamer22711/15/2017, 12:16:05 AM21 votes

Was torn between Rammus and this week's circle jerk, but this week's circle jerk is definitely too big for your car unless you're driving a fucking monster truck (in which case I would like to ask how you managed to do that by accident).

Joseraph11/15/2017, 2:14:02 PM9 votes

I was so confused reading this until I saw M&G

Blåbæret11/15/2017, 3:23:48 AM6 votes

I know it's a joke, but you end up sounding like a Rito fanboy.

notice me Sin pi11/15/2017, 2:42:07 AM3 votes

where's chocolate mooncake in the poll?? [sg-janna]

ChuShoe11/15/2017, 2:02:34 AM3 votes

Melledoneus I was honestly expecting laughingfish to be the first one to make a meme of extreme quality about the current paywall fiasco.

I have to say, well done. Well. Done.

The Ender Cobra11/15/2017, 3:50:53 AM2 votes

EA?

LightningShado11/15/2017, 7:47:46 PM2 votes

Good meme.

D3m37r111/15/2017, 1:12:25 AM2 votes

What's the deal with americans and fruitcake?

Teslyn11/15/2017, 7:50:24 PM1 votes

laughter makes the pain go away. Also cutting yourself. just an FYI

MagicFlyingLlama11/15/2017, 8:37:29 PM1 votes

I had to pay 40 bucks just to access the posting feature on the Boards.

What?

Oh, a troll post.

PinkSalt11/15/2017, 10:14:15 PM1 votes

Spicy

Mordepool11/14/2017, 10:36:31 PM1 votes

Fruitcake clearly

deepfriedchicken11/15/2017, 3:14:47 AM1 votes

i thought mr trump was gona build the wall. thats what all my cousins said

jama65511/15/2017, 6:38:54 AM1 votes

Hello yes i brought this perfect ascension icon... from a teemo

Raiyza11/15/2017, 9:35:32 AM1 votes

The fruitcake. The fucking fruitcake man.

Ahri Baka11/15/2017, 4:33:38 PM1 votes

I couldn't understand anything , why do you need to pay for upvotes and that part ? why would you pay 50 Dollars for posting memes ? why would you pay 260 dollars for icons?

CasterGilgamesh11/15/2017, 5:37:54 PM1 votes

If you pick Ramus then only one wheel will be super fast and you would tear up the street

The Trent11/15/2017, 6:04:40 PM1 votes

I make 600 every 2 weeks and I just work at fast food. How poor are you? Or how unwilling are you to work for money lol?

BADWOLF954711/15/2017, 7:25:18 PM1 votes

I honestly cant take this seriously. That is if its even supposed to be taken seriously.

Report Evelynn11/15/2017, 7:27:23 PM1 votes

I hope you fall into a well.