Riot are our parents and we're there children

DISCLAIMER: This is meant as a joke, calm down.

So I recently heard a friend of mine say that Riot is like our parents and we're like their children(we were talking about the report system). WELL GUESS WHAT SERENA. Riot are terrible parents, at a very young age they teach us to murder our brothers and sisters using unspeakable weapons like mushrooms and feathers, I mean come on, Timmy was bad because he stole my stuffed animal cannon minion 3 minutes in because I took his build a bear blue buff, but he didn't deserve to be killed by getting a sword impaled into is eyeball. Speaking of which, they also teach us about animal abuse, I mean look at those chickens. I don't wanna kill chickens, they lay eggs and give us food for the Snowdown showdown WE NEED THEM. Furthermore, they teach us about bribery, I mean the shopkeep must be tired out from all this. Man I wanted an infinity edge but I only have 3 gold, Riot made me steal it. I can never get a girlfriend because Riot created the baron and dragon, who everyone fights over because oh la la he has cool stuff inside him that gives us magical powers to dye our stuffed animal minions purple. But also I mean riot really treats us bad, I said shut up to Susy once...ONCE GODDAMMIT and I was automatically not allowed to speak to my friends for two weeks TWO WEEKS MAN. But at least I didn't end up like Bob, a few years back he got kicked out of the house, let's not talk about that. Remember when Riot made us cry because of bruisers in early s8, and then they really gave us something to cry about by melting the polar ice caps, killing stan lee, and making 975RP skins nonexistent.