We litterally have a Champion that Creates Fucking Galaxy
And we are more intimidated by a fucking Rodent thing who sells Shrooms...
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/045/b/3/captain_teemo_by_akaneq-d6xl67m.jpg
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You see, the difference is that our Star Dragon is controlled by a bunch of puny mortals, whereas the Badger is controlled by none. https://media.giphy.com/media/7GcdjWkek7Apq/giphy.gif ######Also, size doesn't matter
he creates galaxies and can be killed by the fists of a man (lee sin). Logic went out the window a long time ago.
Yordelist
I'd like to think somehow Teemo could beat Auerlion in a 1v1. Maybe he would just run around everywhere as the giant dragon misses everything. Maybe Teemo will like get a super cold 0 degrees kelvin poison dart and 1 shot him.
Edit: I just realized I have the Teemo icon too. I'm not that big of a Teemo fan I promise.
Rule 63 exists for a reason.
League's sense of scale annoys the shit out of me.
Yordles look like what you want them too, for they are immortal spirits. What is scarier a 
in which you get what you see, or 
in which his Satan skin could be his true form.
Everytime I see Aurelion Sol in battle I just want to charge the enemy.
My year in Review stats say i have a 0% win rate against Aurelion Sol soo....
The tools of war are very different from the tools of creation.
You misspelled Gerbil :P