A list of the worst Dad-Jokes for you

Eternal Torment·9/28/2017, 8:25:42 PM·2 votes·455 views

What did the Buffalo say to his son after he left for School?

  • Bi-son

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

  • otherwise they would be chicken sedans

Where does fonzie like to eat his lunch?

  • Chick-fil-aaayyy

What do bloods eat when they get sick?

  • chicken noodle suWOOP

What is Brown and sticky?

  • a stick of course

What did the horse say when it tripped?

  • help, i've fallen and i can't giddyup

What do you call a Pony with a sore throat?

  • a Little hoarse

What time did the man go to the Dentist?

  • at tooth hurty

How do you make Holy water?

  • you boil the hell out of it

######:D i regret nothing

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