Lame jokes...

I tried telling a pun, but it went right over his head.

I recently was forced into a golfing duel vs a lol champion of my choice and would lose my life if I lost the match. I suck at golf, so I was pretty worried. But after thinking long and hard about it, I decided to challenge as my safest bet of winning and keeping my life. He got a +6 every hole for a final score of 108. I got 90.

Did you hear about the toplaner who played ? He just monkey'd around all game.

went to school and the teacher asked him to describe himself to the class. He started off by saying that he was really blue. : Let's put a smile on your face...

Walking through some brush one day, I stumbled upon and with a stupid grin on his face . I asked what's hoppin'. They pointed out of the brush and when I looked I saw . Well stop creeping on her and ask her out if you like her I said. My mistake... that was how forced me into a certain life or death sports game...

: If you're not interested in him ashe, then just give him the cold shoulder and let him figure it out. : I'm from the Freljord. Both of my shoulders are cold.

Well anyways - you WERE forewarned that they were lame.