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: Dear Friends, today is the day the Justicar cried. And he cries, not for the passing of one champion, but the death of a dream. For it was the Dunkmaster who made me the HAPPY SOUL I am today. How I AGONIZED over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps, with a Decisive Strike to the face! Or, a Judgmental spin of death PLAYFULLY initiated from the bush. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel standing there in our midst.
He points to the enemy team's 
, whose poking is what killed Darius.
: This cowardly kiting ganef who probably got lucky, just caused Darius burned his 
trying to get into the team-fight! This mound of diseased Kog'Maw spit who's not fit to lick the dirt from my boots! But I digress. The time for sorrow is passed, and now we look to a new future, filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again, once we take...
:... THAT MAN THERE...
: SMACK HIM WITH THIS Q HERE ... Silences Ezreal
: AND DUNK HIM WITH THIS GIANT SWORD HERE!
He ults, killing Ezreal
: Sighs heavily Well, that was fun! Who's for Honeyfruit?
(I admit I MIGHT have gotten a bit carried away.)
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