The difference between Heaven and Hell
#Heaven is where:
The police are Demacian
The cooks are Ionian
The mechanics are Zaunite/Piltovan
The lovers are ALSO Ionian
and it's all organized by shurimans 
#Hell is where:
The police are shuriman
The Cooks are Zaunites
The mechanics are Demacian
The lovers are from Bilgewater
and it's all organized by the Ionians
(Baker Pantheon + Barbecue Leona = top tier sandwiches)
('Nuff said)
"Aged like a fine egg."

is a bad lover?