Blitzcrank is a hooker who runs a rather successful "dating" service.
Further investigation is needed.
Rephrase that to: first he flashes
you, then he hooks you, then he knocks you up, then he silences you and runs quickly away

Was expecting First he fists you. Then you die from aids.
And Leona is the most dangerous Thot alive, she wont let you move, or do anything for the next 3 seconds...
[zombie-nunu-bummed]