My champion stereotypes, part 2.

"Will fuck up their ulti so bad at some point, you will feel physical pain, unless its the enemy, then all the pain you'll be feeling is feeding your ass off as he ganks you over, and over, and over..." "JOKES ON YOU CIGAR MEME IS DEAD NOW. DEAD. Believe they are Tarzaned on his prime." "Stop coming from behind my turret you fucks. Will E the tower most of the times." "Probably jerking off to the new star guardian shit as they play with 1 hand." "I don't know, they seem nice but its like they are not there." "Delusional most of the time. Plus how come i win a trade and that makes you have kill pressure on me? Bullshit." "Stoned as fuck." "My hatred is beyond your comprehension, but even so there are some really good Janna players, kind too, but rare." "HIT R J4 LET ME OUT, HITTTT R!!!! Report J4 im AFK." "WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE CHAMP spam as he perma pushes top." "Has the biggest dick in League. Is the biggest dick in League." "We get it." "I swear i would hate you if only there wasn't so much porn." "Will shit stomp lane. Will carry mid game. Will fall off and throw game." "SA ELLA SA TIVI VI. SA ELLA SA TIRI VI. just be quiet for a second." "The OG button mashers, probably has a script that makes him ulti once YOU come into kill range." "hits 6, is gone for 3 secs, 100 MIA ping spams and Danger pings. You still die." "Even if you do well or if i got completely outplayed by you, i wont admit it Kat, I WONT." "Bullshit." "Sees blue dot on wall, prepares anus." "Is probably on an extreme sugar rush." "Can be really toxic and useless, or toxic and a god" "I wish i saw you more, now i dont even know what sort of players main you." "This guy know no limits, or at least tries to ignore them as he goes 0/10 or 10/0 in a matter of seconds." "Lulu and me duo!" "Assholes, smart assholes." "You know the deal with Lee sin players." "I WILL MASSACRE YOU. I. WILL. FUCK. YOU. UP. (I never thought a champ like Leona could have such a toxic player base.)" "Same deal as Kindred." "Is probably really good, but will always go over aggresive." "Actually believes is the best player on the team BY FAR. loves to talk shit." "Twisted minds or E-girls. Will spam laugh at every kill." "Brainless, usually wont even type in chat, too busy focusing on his insane mechanics." "Similarly Ekko, has mastery on ult." "Probably laughing his ass off half the time, as he heals all the damage you try to do and lives with 2 hp after every fight." "Dw im smurf i go in 1v5 penta. He either does it and carries solo, or fails, usually the second one." "FUCK I DONT KNOW HOW TO ATTACK MOVE OR PLAY ADC! locks in MF" "HUE HUE HUE HUE." "Is probably browsing facebook, and once in a while presses Q, if it lands, maybe a W, if it doesn't Alt Tab." "Pretends to be nice, will explode after a while." "Wonders why his team loses team fights as he last hits that juicy cannon minion" "Happy go lucky players, turn into serial murderers if they see an adc." "I AM BEST JUNGLER KR, I DESERVE CHALLENGER." "everything goes black you feel peace once you realized he is just ganking bot lane again, unless you are bot lane then you are really fucked." "Will do anything in his power to annoy the living shit out of you." "DUDE KILL OLAF HE IS 20% HP LVL 1! Enemy double kill." "Meta slaves, filthy players or guys with strange fetishes." "Dont ban Ornn plz." "Most complex Pantheon mechanic is what to do with all the gold you racked up." "Probably a 9 foot tall black dude with like 15 biceps. "Hates you, but probably hates himself too." "Nice people honestly. Likes to spam dance." "Dreams of 6 thornmails every night. Loves Initial D." "LCS jungler wannabe." "Mean, but only types question marks after every double kill he gets off the enemy top and lungler." "REVERT RENGAR PLZ I CRI." "**** ******* **** **** *** ******** ****. Im AFK." "Believes the world turns around him and is special because he plays rumble." "Masochist, impacient and irritable. Will type "lost to 40% wr champ lol" when winning" "Meta slaves." "/mute all, proceeds to make the game a living nightmare for one of the teams" "Ults when you dont need him to, "It was on CD!" on every important fight." "Farms it up, get super strong Mid game and gets cocky, throws the game." "200 IQ players with Initial D on their veins. Will NOT go possitive." "COWAAAAARDS As he runs from a gank with ult." "WTF that goes trhough my spell shield?!!11?!!" "Forget he exists until he comes out of a bush at 2000 MS and ults you to your doom." "Brainless AND toxic. Extra toxic if DJ Sona." "Ults after you die." "Will very likely carry. Will affirm his champ is hidden op." "Point and outplayed. Requires more skill that people give her credit for."

Part 3 tomorrow morning i think.