How to literally make your posts literally sound more convincing, literally.

I literally typed literally in a post about some guy who literally told me i was wrong and that i had to literally understand reading comprehension when I can literally see what he said and I literally quoted him. Said I had to read exactly (literally) what he said yet what he literally said is not what he literally claims to have said.

Like that?

That literally works. Literally thx for literally great advice.

I disagree. I don't think it makes your post sound more convincing at all.