Do you guys still remember anymore of those old "Xin Zhao is so OP" jokes?

xxxDogmanxxx·3/16/2017, 12:39:46 PM·90 votes·5,017 views

Tell your best ones in the comment section below.


Here are mine:

Xin Zhao is so OP that when Riot said they were gonna nerf him, Xin Zhao ganked Riot. Xin Zhao is so OP he doesn't backdoor towers, they see him and backdoor themselves. Xin Zhao is so OP he doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at the grass and dares it to grow. Xin Zhao does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Xin Zhao. Xin Zhao has a diary. It's called the Runeterra Book of World Records. Xin Zhao can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted. There are no living monsters in the jungle, only monsters Xin Zhao hasn't cleared yet. Xin Zhao's tears cure cancer. Too bad Xin Zhao never cries. When Xin Zhao enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Xin Zhao doesn't have good aim. His spear just knows better than to miss.

52 Comments

The Ender Cobra3/16/2017, 12:52:20 PM53 votes

When Meddler goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Xin Zhao Xin Zhao is so OP he can outscale Nasus Xin Zhao is so OP he can one-shot anivia with GA I heard Xin Zhao can defeat an army with a single blow Xin Zhao challenged the sun to a staring contest, and won Xin Zhao is so OP he can freeze lanes he isn't even in Xin Zhao is so OP that he made the dragon kill the baron for him Xin Zhao is the laughing darkness from Aurelion Sol's lore Xin Zhao counted to infinity twice Xin Zhao can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult Xin Zhao was the first game of war player ever, forged from fire

Not Too Serious3/16/2017, 4:13:25 PM41 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP, whenever he is on the enemy team, all of your recommended items turn to item 3070

Saewin3/16/2017, 3:56:36 PM27 votes

Xin Zhao doesn't need to last hit: they see him in their lane and kill themselves. Xin Zhao once walked past Rift Herald and it returned to the void.

sirwaterfles3/16/2017, 3:26:47 PM19 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP, when he took an arrow to the knee it didnt affect him.

Pommel Knight3/16/2017, 6:26:56 PM19 votes

Xin is so op he soloed the fountain tower.

Friendly Ram3/16/2017, 6:40:12 PM17 votes

all i know is xin zhao's name is pronounced win nhao.

Jofeyy3/16/2017, 10:45:54 PM11 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP he can use the enemy shop/fountain Xin Zhao is so OP he made Graves quit smoking Xin Zhao is so OP he once beat Twisted Fate in Blackjack without a card Xin Zhao is so OP he knows where Tibbers is Xin Zhao is so OP he once used Sunfire Cape as toilet paper... It was just a regular cape back then. Xin Zhao is so OP he makes Kha'zix feel isolated and scared Xin Zhao is so OP his shadow beat up Zed Xin Zhao is so OP he drank Gragas under the table Xin Zhao is so OP he charmed Ahri Xin Zhao is so OP he charges the enemy jungler a fee for using his land Xin Zhao is so OP Scuttle Crab brings honeyfruit to him Xin Zhao is so OP that if Vel'koz ever absorbed him with his laser, it would just make another Xin Zhao Xin Zhao is so OP Victor wants to be like him

Blazingflares3/16/2017, 4:54:46 PM11 votes

Chuck Norris mains Xin Zhao.

Stróc Dúnmharú3/17/2017, 12:20:41 AM9 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP that he got a hexakill in Mortal Kombat. There is a new theory of relativity; either you're Xin Zhao, or you're dying. Xin Zhao spear is actually just an inflatable toy from the county fair. He still kills people with it. The last time Xin Zhao orgasmed was the big bang. All of the runes that Ryze is looking for simply read "Xin Zhao was here". Ao Shin wasn't cancelled, Xin Zhao ate him. Xin Zhao simply walks out of Camille's ult. Xin Zhao can get 6 of a kind playing 5 card draw poker. Xin Zhao does the most damage on his team. And the second most.

Randomonium3/16/2017, 8:24:57 PM6 votes

Xin Zhao once went to heaven and God asked Xin to be has right hand man. Xin replied "get out of my chair."

Halftime Illaoi3/16/2017, 9:03:39 PM6 votes

Xin zhao can't die, he just wears the health bar so his enemies don't feel so bad

zeskgames3/16/2017, 11:25:49 PM5 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP when he was charmed by Ahri, he just said no. Xin Zhao is so OP Dr. Mundo goes where Xin Zhao pleases. Xin Zhao is so OP he let Illaoi take his spirit, so he could beat her with it. Xin Zhao is so OP he takes Kindred. Xin Zhao is so OP he made Yorick smile. Xin Zhao is so OP he made Lulu the Fae Queen, just so he could kill her and take over. Xin Zhao is so OP Sion became a pacifist. Xin Zhao is so OP he got a pentakill in champ select. Xin Zhao is so OP, I can't think of anything else to say.

crippler383/16/2017, 11:53:44 PM4 votes

Xin Zhao is so op that when Alistar headbutted him Alistar went flying instead.

Lord Galvatron3/16/2017, 9:37:52 PM3 votes

When Xin Zhao does a push-up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Jesus can walk on water, but Xin Zhao can swim on land.

I think i'm detecting a pattern here.

Cowseed3/16/2017, 11:55:13 PM3 votes

Xin so OP he 1v5s with 1 cs at 10 mins.... after afk! Xin so OP when poppy ults she flies Xin so OP he doesn't wall hop, walls move out of his way. Xin so OP his toast lands on the crust Xin so OP when he fights jax without a weapon he doesn't 'spear' any mercy :)

rtbf2256182413/17/2017, 8:06:58 AM2 votes

When Xin Zhao enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Fine..

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hey_kid_joe_greene.gif

FantasySniper3/16/2017, 8:36:58 PM2 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP, he beat Dunkmaster Darius' top Dunk record.

Ravenous Howls3/16/2017, 7:35:14 PM2 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP he had a staring contest with Chuck Norris that ended in a draw!

PiVoRx3/17/2017, 9:05:23 AM1 votes

Xin Zhao is so OP hes pernamently banned in LCS so nobody can pick him.

Thefrostyviking3/17/2017, 5:33:22 PM1 votes

Did someone replace Chuck norris in these jokes and inserted Xin zhao instead?

Troll Slaiyer3/17/2017, 6:19:35 PM1 votes

these actually make me laugh thank you.

QuickenedBlade3/18/2017, 2:26:34 AM1 votes

Welcome to league of legends how OP are you I play Jungle Yeah, so? Xin Zhao takes off his mask quivers in fear Right this way

byakugan1233/18/2017, 2:42:30 AM1 votes

Xin Zhao is so op he is stronger than thelegend27

KoggyStyle3/16/2017, 7:27:20 PM1 votes

When xin gets drunk everyone else is too scared not too also?

Nah fkin terrible lol

SzGamer2273/18/2017, 4:47:20 AM1 votes

Kled only claims the land that Xin Zhao hasn't already taken.

Kled "There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got around to claiming." XinZhao "This land is mine now." Kled "Welp, probably won't get around to claiming that any time soon."

SteelMankind3/16/2017, 8:18:13 PM1 votes

XinZhao TO THE ARENAXinZhao

LingLingbaby3/16/2017, 9:40:17 PM1 votes

Just replace Chuck Norris Jokes, and then riot.

Arsenic Sulfur3/16/2017, 9:54:50 PM1 votes

Xin Zhao Wins Nhao That 4th bullet that one shot your ADC late game? Just a little shard of Xin Zhao's spear. Xin Zhao used to use a sword. They gave him a spear because starting a game with Infinity Edge was too much.

Kudrov3/16/2017, 7:19:09 PM1 votes

they were good jokes when Xin Zhao first released .. now they are not so accurate anymore.

Monkey D Luffy3/17/2017, 12:34:21 AM1 votes

This could be applied to anyone, not just Xin Zhao, I do agree Xin Zhao is OP though...

Fondling Gems3/17/2017, 12:46:16 AM1 votes

Well time to merge two memes into one.

Xin Zhao is so OP he told Sona to "Shh"

######Sorry, been nostalgic for old memes lately.

Bârd3/17/2017, 3:26:15 AM1 votes

Xin Zhao doesn't need items or levels to be threatening; only a glare.

Sckullzz3/17/2017, 6:03:39 AM1 votes

These are great lol XD like Chuck Norris jokes but with Xin instead.

EchoZeero3/17/2017, 7:23:53 AM1 votes

It's basically all Chuck Norris jokes. 0/10 for effort.