If LOL was a school...

VersaceRainGod·11/19/2014, 12:24:38 AM·34 votes·6,132 views

What champions would you have teach what class and why.

Me personally...

Principal: Draven I need no reason

Gym teacher:Darius Everyone in the class is OP

Chemistry: Singed Can now successfully run from bullies

Biology: Zac Again, no reason needed

Algebra: Ahri Just so I can pay attention

History: Zilean Is obvious

English: DrMundo Because speaking in third person is the best

Art: Lucian Did you see his gun drawing?

Music: Karthus Has the voice of an angel(Sona was too obvious)

Home Ec:Pantheon He always wanted to be a baker

Drama: Trundle To troll or not to troll...

Shop: Heimerdinger Look mom! I made you a birdhouse that shoots lasers!

Spanish: Mordekaiser HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

French: Draven I just needed more of him

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InvalidGuest11/19/2014, 2:47:44 AM41 votes

Nasus Agriculture

Rustling Bush11/19/2014, 2:49:27 AM19 votes

Swain Literature, quote the raven "never more" Zyra environmental science... who better to teach us about plants then a plant itself Elise principle, she can catche misdooers with her webs and spiders KogMaw Khazix Gragas lunch aides, who else knows more about food? Rammus drivers ed teacher, "they see me rollin, they hatin, they be tryin to catch me riding dirty" Karthus chorus, under his guidance, our music would bring down the house, literally. Ezreal Social studies, "who needs a map" LeeSin counselor, cause you must lee sin to your heart SonaSoraka nurses, cause heals Velkoz biology, "today we'll learn about laser disintegration on this biological meatbag" "wait whu" zaps "remeber, our test will be on friday, for those who fail, you will be disintegrated on the spot, so remember to study and work hard!." Lulu art teacher, "today we'll be learning about this shade of purple" Rumble engineering, i always wanted to learn how to make a giant death robot, now i have a reason to where those pointy glasses

you know this gives me a great idea to write one of those stories where people use champion icons to tell jokes. should i do it?

TaoistMaster11/19/2014, 1:20:04 PM16 votes

Gangplank Sex Ed

Hey kids, want to know why me roger is so jolly?

7ha7guy77711/19/2014, 1:20:43 AM13 votes

Fiora French too obvious?

Phil Fly11/19/2014, 12:58:23 AM10 votes

mordekaiser is portuguese speaking lol, not spanish

Tundra Fizz11/19/2014, 1:18:43 AM9 votes

Fizz and Nami would be the swim instructors for Phy Ed.

sciencemon11/19/2014, 6:09:04 AM7 votes

not teachers but they're great at cleaning up MasterYi Katarina - head janitors

BravoFox11/20/2014, 2:56:28 AM7 votes

Ahri Sex Ed Alistar Agricultural Science Annie Student President (Self-Elected, No Opposition) Braum Physical Education (Always Skips Leg Day) Caitlyn JROTC Instructor Chogath Etiquette (Always Eat Like a Gentleman) Darius Basketball Coach Draven Principle Heimerdinger Science DrMundo Chemistry Ezreal Archaeology Fiora French Teacher / Fencing Instructor during 3rd Period Fizz Gymnastics Janna Meteorology LeeSin Special-Ed (The Visually Impaired) Lulu Art Teacher Lux Cheer Coach (Honestly Riot, Wheres the Long Overdue Skin?) Nami Swim Coach Pantheon Home Economics Sona Band Soraka School Nurse Trundle Baseball Coach Brand Cafeteria Cook Twitch Janitor Zilean History Zyra Botany Malphite Geology Diana Astronomy Evelynn Vice-Principle (Always Catches Where You're Not Suppose To Be) Ziggs Engineering MasterYi Track Coach MissFortune Cosmetology Amumu & Shaco Drama Karthus Choir Leblanc Math (She Loves Multiplication and Division, she specializes in making you hate imaginary numbers.) Corki English (Has an Interesting way with Words)

Sorry if that was too much, tried to hit them all. XD

Okamikazi11/20/2014, 8:05:08 AM6 votes

How about a different school perspective? like .... students?

Bullies: Alistar Blitzcrank Darius DrMundo Sion Trundle Tryndamere Vi Draven Poppy

Bros: Olaf Gragas

Jocks: Garen JarvanIV Ezreal LeeSin Pantheon Jayce XinZhao Jax

Hot Chicks: Ahri Leona Fiora MissFortune Sona Soraka

Mean Girls: Caitlyn Evelynn KatarinaLux Diana Zyra Sivir Sejuani Cassiopeia Lissandra Shyvana

Nerds:Rumble Heimerdinger Veigar Ziggs Viktor Ryze

Goths: Morgana Vladimir Annie Aatrox Leblanc Yorick Galio Warwick

Freaks:Jinx Orianna Shaco

Gays:Taric

Hippies: Karma Lulu Nami

Stoners: Teemo

Loners: Yasuo Riven Talon TwistedFate Akali Amumu

Teachers Pet: Gnar Fizz

Wheatloaf11/19/2014, 1:59:54 AM6 votes

Velkoz Biology/Geometry

Jakethenight11/19/2014, 2:13:35 AM6 votes

Sorry sir, Fiora is the true artist.

Moonshade11/19/2014, 2:46:39 AM6 votes

French would so be Fiora Fiora, Urgot Urgot would be cosmetology, SorakaSoraka would be Astrology, Kayle Kayle would be the Vice Principal, Evelynn Evelynn would be the school drug dealer, and Azir Azir would be the superintendent

AntiSkillshot11/19/2014, 3:50:52 AM5 votes

Being that I was homeschooled, I don't really know all that many public school subjects. Or what subjects are in public school.

:/

Gym teacher: DrMundo Dude, like, look stacked he is.

Chemistry: Singed Naturally...

Biology: Viktor You'd need great knowledge of Biology to make yourself a cyberg.

Algebra: Heimerdinger Have you even heard his lines...?

History: Aatrox He's an ancient being that knows true history, now the history Liss rewrote.

English: Gnar English is a bastard language, anyways.

Art: Fiora http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/a/a1/Fiora.joke2.ogg

Music: Mordekaiser Karthus and Sona have nothing on Huekiaser.

Home Ec: Gragas Make alcohol? Is that even legal?

Drama: Janna I just thought she'd make a great drama teacher. I mean, she made a lot of drama in the Journal of Justice when it existed.

Shop: Jayce Because he made that hammer.

Spanish: Graves Eh, close enough.

French: Leblanc You might be surprised, but... LeBlanc does in fact, speak in a french accent. It's just not that noticeable.

German: Talon Don't ask...

ThatAutofillSupp11/19/2014, 4:27:37 AM5 votes

nurseSona principle Volibear (mostly because i want to see him in a suit) cooking class Chogath english Gnar math Hecarim " Theres no better motivation than fear" historyVelkoz scienceHeimerdinger gym teacher Vi councilor Varus Varus : can you tell me whats bothering you? me: uh…. kids are bullying me Varus : have you tried brutally murdering them for revenge? me: ._. uhh…… im gonna go now Varus : have a nice day! hums whilst cleaning blood off his arrows

Samflash311/19/2014, 4:52:42 AM5 votes

Renekton Dental care Viktor Science Teacher Ashe Archery coach (although she'd probably get fired for lack of mobility) Karma Psychology/Guidance counselor

Samflash311/19/2014, 5:38:32 AM5 votes

Gragas Cheerleader

Brenekton11/19/2014, 3:23:00 AM5 votes

Nasus would definitely be the librarian Braum seems like a health teacher for some odd reason... (Eat, eat and grow strong)

Nudz11/19/2014, 6:36:12 PM5 votes

Blitzcrank Viktor Engineering

Lulu Art

Kayle Law

Diana Astronomy

Velkoz Biology

Pantheon Mythology

Ezreal History

Fiora French

Swain JarvanIV Politics

Ahri Health/Sex Ed (You know why)

TaoistMaster11/19/2014, 8:43:23 PM5 votes

Teemo Religion Teacher (That religion being satanism)

Rikari11/19/2014, 10:29:46 PM5 votes

Gym teacher is Nasus Because your Q needs to be stronger. Soraka Nurse? Too suicidal now. Katarina Janitor. Evelynn Security. Ashe Advanced Security. Fiora Literature/French/Headmistress. Gangplank Business. Heimerdinger I.T. Poppy Physics. Brand Counsellor.

The Legend Momo11/19/2014, 2:34:43 AM5 votes

Velkoz Geometry. (Warning, we are not responsible for being shot with a lazer)

Organic Letters11/19/2014, 2:19:00 AM5 votes

Garen Figure Skating

Pandademic11/19/2014, 9:26:02 AM4 votes

Jax Janitor Malphite Geography Velkoz Glee Club

insaiyanbacca11/19/2014, 9:40:34 PM4 votes

every body knows Maokai would teach biology Hecarim ummmm no idea what he could do but it would be awesome Teemo probably some sort of nature instructor or something suddenly every kid is a master of stealth thats all ive got i tried

Mogarl11/19/2014, 2:53:15 AM3 votes

How does Zac innately get biology? Are you assuming just because he's oozing he knows that stuff? Personally I think I'd choose Rengar or Khazix as they have would have hands on experience with ecology, those two would also be good candidates for teaching anatomy. Alternatively I might choose Viktor or Orianna to teach anatomy, Viktor because he most likely has extensive knowledge on the human systems he replaced and it might be humorous to listen to him teach about those inferior systems, and Orianna because she knows how they tick.

habasi11/20/2014, 12:26:05 AM3 votes

if league of legends were a school, there would be daily school shootings.

Dorans Weed11/19/2014, 9:20:53 PM2 votes

Art would be fiora.

NobleDoge42011/20/2014, 3:01:36 AM2 votes

Akali Gymnastics Coach Alistar Wrestling Coach Amumu Therapist Annie Head of Anime Club Ashe Coach of the Lacrosse Team Blitzcrank Computer Programming Braum Mens PE Teacher Caitlyn School Cop Cassiopeia World Studies Chogath The fat kid Darius Swain JarvanIV ROTC Cadre Diana Astronomy DrMundo Defensive coach football team Draven Creepy PE Teacher Fiora French Teacher/Head Mistress Fizz Swimming Coach Galio Pottery Class Gangplank Coach of rowing team Garen Vice Principal Irelia Art Teacher Heimerdinger Shop Class Jax Goth kid Jayce Preppy Kid Jinx Person you buy adderal from Karma Track Coach Katarina Dance Class Lissandra Drama Maokai Horticulture Nautilus Water polo coach Nasus Librarian

TaoistMaster11/19/2014, 6:26:22 PM2 votes

Competitive eating?

Gragas If this is anything like drinking... I got this

PhoenixOfHeaven11/19/2014, 10:39:05 PM2 votes

So wanted to mention, though not entirely fitting to the theme.

Student KogMaw Quote the teacher " No Koggy that table isn't food. neither is the pencil sharpener. No eating other Students!"

Quote Teemo "Heeeeeellllllpppppp meeeeeeee"

Pancake Bot11/19/2014, 7:23:40 PM2 votes

Hookers: Blitzcrank Thresh y teach classes when you got dem hookers in your school. You will be playing with them all day <3

Chigaimasu11/19/2014, 7:47:58 PM2 votes

What champions would you have teach what class and why.

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Home Ec:Pantheon He always wanted to be a baker

Morgana would teach Home Ec, duh.

Doominator1011/19/2014, 8:43:33 PM2 votes

BattleCast Velkoz Computer Science

Doominator1011/19/2014, 8:44:21 PM2 votes

BattleCast Velkoz Computer Science

FarRockBF11/19/2014, 6:37:23 PM1 votes

Hey where Prof Ryze at?