League of Legends B-Movie Plot

Title: The Purifier: Ashes and Dust Starring: Lucian, Thresh, Senna Director: Jhin, duh

Plot: Seven years ago, on a dark and stormy night a man named Lucian lost his wife to the shadows. Or so he thought...

Lucian: Senna you left me for Thresh!?!?!? Senna: What can I say, there's a reason he has 100% wife-steal

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