Hi, My Name Is John

And I have an addiction. It started off as any normal day would. I'd open up my computer and log onto, what once was called the APRAnet, the internet. I'd search google for pointless gifs and images to post on boards in reply to people that I would otherwise have never known. But, before you think my addiction is to Memes and Games, I'd like to ensure you that I don't exactly do dru -- Memes. So, you ask why I'm here and what my addiction is?

My addiction stems from the most cancerous of reasons. I want you to bear with me, as this could intoxicate you to intemperate levels. I daresay, you'll be taken aback by the poison and would rather not pursue said addiction. However, I chased this scoundrel to the ends of the Earth only to find out that Earth is actually round, so I ended up in a continually loop -- thus finding my addiction to this poison. By now, most of you should be confused as I've still yet to even say what my addiction is -- I mean, that is the point of these needless round circles, right? To say what our addiction is? Some try to be subtle when they bring it up, as it can be quite embarrassing. I'm one of those people.

But since I don't want to take too much of your time and want everyone to share their addiction, I'll be blunt. I'm addicted to feeding. Now, before you interrupt, I know what you're thinking, "You're addicting to feeding? Like, feeding chickens? How is that an addiction!?", and you would be right. Feeding chickens isn't exactly something to be ashamed of. But, I had forgotten to mention that I play a game called League of Legends and feeding is the act in which one intentionally gives kills to the opposition that their facing; however, I don't intentionally feed. I feed because the play style of the champ that I found and now am quite fond off, calls for such things. Yes, I know exactly what you're thinking right now, "So then, why play it?". As I've said before, it has become an addiction. It is fun and I find it enjoyable. To not worry about dying, yet still making an impact for your team? It's simple. I can enjoy the game without being frustrated about dying and feeling like a liability for my team -- but, feelings are feelings. The fact remains, I am a liability for my team. My addiction has now become a liability, but I don't want help.

Screw our round meeting. I didn't come here to find help, I came here to find comrades that feed their addictions and are proud of them. I've shared my addictions and now I encourage everyone to do the same.

"To shake, or not to shake?"

Which side of the spectrum are you on?

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