Lisandra walks into a bar

She casually orders a drink of water which suddenly freezes and cracks. The bartender, Ryze, in shock, demands that she has to pay for the damage.

Oh for Freljord’s sake, what the hell? You gotta pay for that. Why? It broke as soon as you gave it to me. Yeah. I know you’re broken but this is ridiculous. Umm...what? Yeah, I heard from that guy over there about how people abuse you for free-LP

The bartender points to a dark end of the bar, revealing Zed who is in shambles. He mutters....

The horror...the horror...

This is ridiculous. This place was already unbalanced. There isn’t even any decent furniture in this bar. Why do you think...? Because whenever you step into a bar, THERE IS NO COUNTER.

|#GuttheFreeloWitch