Champion quotes you cannot say to your significant other

"You remind me of Agatha. Best cow back home."

"Something caught in your throat? 'cause you sound desperate!"

“Do you think me so weak as to fall for your charms?”

Clicking Noises

Size doesn't mean everything Nobody expects the banana Skank I think a voidling just came out

"Well, I always was the pretty one..."

"Hello, World! I'm single now!"

"Surprise, I DO bite"

"I think I'll let you suffer for a while."

"Lying is, like, 95% of what I do."

"I belong at the top" "Improve your skills, then come find me again"

"THE ORDER IS GIVEN!"

"You may experience mild... incineration."

"Beaten by a little girl!"

"You will salute when you address me!"

Pull down pants "This is a flayin' tool!" "This would be easier if blood came in more colors..." "I like my human with a bit of spice!" Random gibberish in a made up language. At the point of no return: "DEMACIA!"

"My right arm is A LOT stronger then my left arm."

"Let's finish this quickly."

"Don't worry, I will make use of your corpse"

"You belong in a museum."

"What is the definition of underwhelming? Oh, right! You."

"I'm rubber, and you're... on fire!"

"Cheatin's just another word for winning."

"whats black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?"

"another opponent, another disappointment"

"yes that was a banana. no one expects the banana"

"you cant milk those"

basically everything xayah says, my favorite being "how am i supposed to work with...whatever this is?"

"You let me in.. how foolish"

(As someone currently in a gay relationship) : The time of man has come to an end

"agony, extasy, peace. Every passing has a beauty all its own"

"Soak it up." "Quit flopping around!"

seductive chiming

"Ornn tested. Ornn approved."

"Keep coming! Not full!" "Terror coming... daddy coming!"

You can't milk those.

'Skank.'

"I won't be denied." (giggity)

New : "I just think we should see other people"

The Blood you spilled calls to me "Warwick"

: "What has been done cannot be undone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "The unseen blade is the deadliest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Only the worthy survive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Without a sound ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Do NOT deny me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Punish restraint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "None escape their shadow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shadow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) within" "Brave the shadows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) find the truth" "Do not fear the shrouded path ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "I am the blade within the darkness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Embrace the shadows... or DIE in darkness! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Hahahahaha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "HahahahHAhaha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Hahahahahaha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "HahAhahaha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Kayn: "Another target ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "More, MORE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "They're next. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Don't wait, slay! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Kayn: "Shadows cut deep as fear! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Found you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Fear the darkened blade! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "You have my undivided attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Drive me into their flesh! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "From the shadow comes the slaughter. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Time to reap. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Again! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Yes! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Again! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Yes! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Found you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "The bigger they are... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "The louder they scream. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " Kayn: "Such a waste of time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "This will only dull the blade. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Sure, why not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Well... we are here... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "I have chosen you, you will serve me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Their screams thrill me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "(Laughs) Their screams will echo in this place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Stain this fetid swamp with their blood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Oh yeah... Let's turn this river red. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "The strong fall so quickly to my blade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Even Zed would be impressed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Ooohhh, that felt gooood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Stand back! Kayn doesn't know how deadly this thing gets! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "You wanted mercy? Not from me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Thats one to remember! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Here we go! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Oh. I do like this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yes.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yes.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Aren't I enough? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "You're making me jealous. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "I want to show you something! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Come here! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Nothing personal, brother. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "I cannot wait to infest them! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Wah ha ha ha ha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Wah ha ha ha ha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "I do like this trick! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yeees.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yeees.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yeees.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Yeees.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Rhaast: "Shhhhh. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "No way out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "I'm here! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "I am everywhere.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "This will be quick! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Silence, then pain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "The light will not save you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Fleeing won't save you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Feel this! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "I'm coming for you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "The fullness of my truth stands revealed! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "They will never see us coming. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Hah ha ha ha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "No escape.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "I am everywhere! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Hush.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Hah ha ha ha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kayn: "Shadows and the blade proved too much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)."

Damn. The Order Of Shadows and Darkin are kinky af.

Let's see how hot things get. Why is it always the ugly ones? Memories of Demacia. Just like the old days. Are you even wearing pants? Shine on you crazy diamond. Let me show you something. Say hello to my little gems. These gems aren't just for show. It's okay if you're impressed, the protector was too. Nowhere left to go but up. Just in case. You can always use a little extra protection. Better safe than sorry. Crash the mountain upon them. For Targon! Smooth. Fits well. Shake the pillars of heaven. Gems hurt, don't they? Never submit. Vigor. Well that was refreshing. Money well spent. Wish I'd had this on the mountain.

"Tears appear to serve no function." "Say hello to my little gems." "The only real sin is to deny a craving."

Anything this guy "says"

Mainly because I can't reproduce those noises

"Oh, come on, I won't hurt ya. I promise." "Let's be friends forever!" FRIENDZONED "Come forth, I'll teach you all about the afterlife." "I WILL NOT FALTER!" "Target marked."

I'm not very good at this.

Mecha 0 : "It is YOU who are flawed!"

Turns out Kled is surprisingly kinky:

- "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!"

- "I'm gonna' cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher, because it is itchy! Very itchy!"

- "Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"

- "Killing a few things might loosen this up."

- "Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding!"

- "Shh! It's time to get violent... and weird."

- "I might be a deranged lizard-riding bandito, but I whooped you real good!"

Other funnies: - "Would you stop bitching for one minute?"

- "Shut your hole, you dumb lizard."

"It's only fun if they run"