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So, Azir walks into a bar(d)...

Melledoneus··216 votes·32,331 views

Azir BARD-TENDER. I REQUIRE A DRINK. Bard ? Azir SOMETHING THAT HAS SAND IN IT. Bard Shakes head Azir YOU DARE DENY ME?!? Bard Shrugs Azir FINE. THEN SURPRISE ME. Bard Puts ginger ale in a shot glass and hands it to Azir #2 minutes later... Sivir Oh, for goodness' sake I leave you alone for one minute... Azir SIVIR! HIC LET'S BUILD AN EMPIRE... OUT OF SAND! Sivir What the hell did you give him? Bard Shows the bottle of ginger ale Sivir Figures. He can't take an ounce of alcohol. Azir SIVIR, GRABBA DRINK AND COME SIT WITH ME! I WANNA TELL YA ABOUT MY FRIEND XERATH- Sivir Yeah, no. You're coming home. Azir BUT WHAIII?!? Tryndamere Because I'm trying to drown my sorrow in my drink and IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL FREAKNN WAAAARGHbobo- Bard Throws meep with tranquilizer on it Tryndamere Slouches to the ground Leona I'll have some sunshine. If not, sparkling wine will do. Bard Inquiring chime Shen I'm not here for a drink. I'm here to get rid of your spirit problem. Bard Understanding chime Shen Pulls out spirit sword There you are! Spooky Gangplank YO HO HO! YE'LL NEVER CATCH ME WITH ME ORANGES! DrMundo Quietly licking his drink out of his glass while mass mayhem goes on in the background Fiora Vaiteh! I weell have vine. Bard Cocks head Fiora Sits down and turns face away while resting head on chin I don't care vat kind. Jax Lady, he doesn't serve plants here, he says. Fiora Vat?!? How dare yoo insult me! Jax Pours rest of drink into eye sockets You wanna go? Fiora Pulls out sword It vill be my pleasah. Jax Then put the sword away. We're going to the local carnival to win all the games. They have this really cool lava lamp post I wanna win. Fiora Zis infuriating man... haz me intrigued. Sheathes sword Graves Did my shipment of cigars come in yet? Bard Shakes head Graves Darn it. Jhin Bard! I am confused. I had four drinks, which should be perfection. Yet, I am not satiated. What does it mean?!? Bard Thinks deeply, then shrugs Jhin Pulls back head in agony GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Sivir Nasus! Great timing! Take Azir home. Nasus But this is my favorite bar... Azir WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nasus Defeated Sigh Azir, let's go. Azir NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I... SHALL... RETURN! AurelionSol Look, Bard! I balanced the glasses on the stars, and now they're rotating around me! How cool is that! Bard Nods approvingly Shen Comes out from the back room covered in orange juice, panting Finished. May I... borrow a towel?

#Thank you for reading my shitty post.

138 Comments

TyrekGoldenspear81 votes

Duuude....

This....

Is....

SHENSATIONAL!!!

Melledoneus43 votes

Hopefully none of it was inshensitive.

TyrekGoldenspear16 votes

I remember when I did scenarios like this when I first joined the boards.

You have inspired me to try again.

Thanks to you, I have the soluSHEN to creator's block.

Melledoneus9 votes

http://static.tumblr.com/ooicj30/I9Fltwzyw/graceful_bow.gif

They are better comments than post material, though.

midnight oil243 votes

Hot damn, better get cracking. To help you work better, have some insanity poSHEN.

I'm so so sorry.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Singed laugh intensifies

BladeSingularity2 votes

Do you have a solution to my writer's block yet?

PLEASE tell me you have an idea!

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Besides the one I gave you a few days ago, nope. Sorry.

Personally I'm in a writer's slump. I recently just finished the final part of Act I of my most recent fic, but the laptop of my battery died.

It ended up getting corrupted. DX

BladeSingularity3 votes

Yikes! Well, hopefully you can recover your files. I'd hate to see you lose all your work.

Almost happened to me once. I save my writing on my computer, a hard drive, AND a USB now.

Might be overkill, but better safe than sorry.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Yeah, I actually write all my chapters in separate files, so my work is partially protected.

Sin admission: I actually wrote my most recent chapters in the created discussion posts on the boards themselves because I was getting lazy.

Won't be doing that again. Lol.

Save my stuff to my computer and Google Drive, so that's something I'll go back to.

I can't even get back to rewriting the chapter because of a load of homework my professors decided to give me during the first few weeks of school.

BladeSingularity2 votes

Ok, good.

And good luck with school!

PeanutButterFan1 votes

{quoted}

Besides the one I gave you a few days ago, nope. Sorry.

Personally I'm in a writer's slump. I recently just finished the final part of Act I of my most recent fic, but the laptop of my battery died.

It ended up getting corrupted. DX kek Seriously, sorry. Hopefully it gets better.

beautiful boy4 votes

No, I am Shensational. He isn't.

Melledoneus8 votes

I wonder if anybody found the hidden reference to a Rioter I made...

TyrekGoldenspear10 votes

Was it the "WAAAARGHbobo" line by Trynd?

Melledoneus4 votes

Dang it. You got that too quickly.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

You should've added Amumu just lonely sitting somewhere at backseat and Annie being thrown out by bouncer.

Ravore3 votes

Annie would BE the bouncer

midnight oil247 votes

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

This is amazing. I want more as soon as possible.

Melledoneus18 votes

If you want more, http://i.imgur.com/t4ueP.gif?noredirect

:D

midnight oil248 votes

How do I feed you, meme-master?

Melledoneus12 votes

Shiny, green arrows pointing upwards. I need as many as possible for my nourishment.

midnight oil242 votes

Yes, Meme-overseer! Right away!

Laughing Fish6 votes

This is just so beautiful. A true masterpiece http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wwe-showul-crying-sports-crying-gifs.gif

TeeTohr1 votes

Crying cause you don't get upvotes anymore ? What's that meme over you anyway ?

Laughing Fish1 votes

http://i.imgur.com/AxtzziK.gif?noredirect

TeeTohr1 votes

Spinning too much !!! I need to ...

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

arc956 votes

What I learned

  1. Shen like always is a badass
  2. Fiora x Jax is now a thing
  3. Azir gets drunk on soda (unless you meant a literal ginger ALE)
  4. Graves still cant have his cigar

very well done meme...

Melledoneus2 votes

{quoted}

What I learned

  1. Shen like always is a badass
  2. Fiora x Jax is now a thing
  3. Azir gets drunk on soda (unless you meant a literal ginger ALE)
  4. Graves still cant have his cigar

very well done meme...

  1. 500 points for Gryffindor.
  2. Their couple fights must be intense.
  3. He's such a lightweight he gets wasted on apple juice.
  4. He'll find a way.
Mistress Madoka5 votes

Clearly, Jhin need 40 more shots

Fondling Gems4 votes

More like 4440 more!

GetMariahCarried5 votes

Jhin ...Yes, that would give me four 4's... but by only adding THREE more... Bard Thinks deeply, then shrugs Jhin Pulls back head in agony... again GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rintam4 votes

Sorry, has to downvote you to 4.

TheHappyReaperz5 votes

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l4HnKwxpPDoPmL9bG/200w.gif#1

Byankuya4 votes

These kind of posts are why I lurk around the lol boards. Thank you c:

Nymzo3 votes

Bard-tender, I'm done lol

Aeszarck2 votes

Looks like you're famous now: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/5p2tw2/so_azir_walks_into_a_bard/

At least, more famous. You're already pretty well-known here.

dreuwu2 votes

I logged in just to upvote this. This is truly beautiful.

hammond is god1 votes

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Melledoneus5 votes

Do you want to see the NSFW version?

RainXBlade1 votes

The lack of Yasuo and his sake here....

It disturbs me.

Melledoneus9 votes

Yasuo was getting wasted at the ramen cart outside.

Knalxz1 votes

lol the Spooky gangplank and Shen part got me pretty hard.

Melledoneus3 votes

{quoted}

lol the Spooky gangplank and Shen part got me pretty hard.

Anything involving Shenpai gets me hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mojo the Dojo1 votes

The Gangplank part was gold.

Melledoneus5 votes

Orange.

3TWarrior1 votes

Gangplank : I'm king of the seas! but especially vitamin C

Melledoneus2 votes

Rumor has it Gangplank can remove two of the seven C's at once when he eats an orange.

Kayge1 votes

I am so confused yet aroused

Melledoneus2 votes

That makes two of us.

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