: "Check your privilege"
After I played an ARAM against him as Teemo where he was the only one to build any MR (against a Teemo, Ziggs, and Anivia) and nobody ever bought 
. Easiest ARAM in my life.
Probably "i have a D3 smurf" cause of the context. ADC and jungle wanted ezreal,and with ADC being first pick jungle banned him. they then go into a "nuh-uh you are" argument calling eachother trash and stuff. jungle then says he has a D3 smurf,by the end of the game we learn many things. like the "smurf" is bronze on said account,the ADC is gold and jungle goes like 0/12/4
"The Counterplay vs Gnar is not picking Mordekaiser"
An instant karma type thing happened to me last week:
Playing support for an adc that rfused to ward despite me asking them to and pinging that my trinket had 50 seconds still.
They still refused so I started backing under tower while they continued to shove the lane under the enemy tower.
As I backed I said "enjoy the gank then".
I closed the shop and began heading to lane as the enemy jungler steamrolled into lane from the river and killed the adc.
"am I allowed to say told you so?"
