Some of y'all...

Some of y'all bout to be real mad at me, but it must be said. Some of y'all have long hair and bad faces and bad personalities, but that is okay, just be who you are, but you got to stop blaming runeterra, the void and society for all of your problems. Some of y'all gonna tell me well your short hair f**ked up, that's okay because I could go get a hextech wig right now and put that shi* right on. Some of y'all gonna say well my long hair is ugly af, that's okay because a bit*h live 'n lavish. My boyfriend a pro league player and I happy and you not. You see what the problem is? It's your hair. I'm happy and you in runeterra complaining about why you not gettin' dates. Get your hair together.

This is just my yearly discussion on how I think riot needs to stop making male champions with long hair. If you're going to sexualize every female champion can you at least do the male ones right too? If you slap on a 6 pack that doesn't magically make them hot. We need more hair styles like Darius and Jayce. Also all their personalities have been sucking too. Like can we get a man who is just nice and down to earth? All I'm saying is I would swipe left on 90% of the dudes in league. Like have you seen Yasuo hair? How would he walk through the door on our date? Trick question, he can't.

Also source for the joke if you're out of the loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxhyZMsqR6Q

the long hair thing wasn't a joke, I'm seriously mad about that. I know all the long hair stans are going to attack me for this but it must be said. Also if you're not into men and you're trying to disagree with me can u leave? This is for people who like men. If you want to agree with me stay tho.