The Phone rings. I pick it up.
"Hello? Yes, this is Top-lane, I'm 4/0, everything's going great. How's it going in Bot-lane?"
"EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! OH, OH GOD! BARD NO, DON'T THE CHIME ISN'T WORTH IT! BARD-NOOOOOO!" Panicked scream, followed by dial tone
There is no price too high to pay for chimes.
i can only imagine jg:
phone rings "hello this is jg" mid: "jg i need a gank please" jg: "coming now" incoming call this is jg. top: "gank please. i got two up here." jg: "one moment. mid needs a gank- incoming call "this is jg please hold" bot: "my sup is inting. i need help!" incoming call jg: "hello?" mid: "dude where my gank?" jg: ...
Imagine being a molerat riding a dinosaur struggling but succeeding to stomp the son of Bane on codeine-filled life support along with shotgun knees just to lose everything you fought for because a pirate with tits bigger than her head and her pet giant singing gumball repetively got gunned down by a black man and hulk hogan carrying a f*cking door
HAHAH.....So true.
Sounds like when I get fed top lane and teleport bot. https://media.tenor.com/images/7533fa0c93a3651c7e87656c6761033e/tenor.gif
The reason I DONT play top:
bot calls Bot: "Hello top, how's it going?" Top: voicemail plays"Hey I'm sorry I can't answer, I'm too busy getting my ass torn apart by one of the many oppressive top laners out here, they have teleport by the way so good luck"
EDIT: I'm not trying to shit on top or anything, every lane has its problem children, I just typically have really bad luck with matchups any time I'm top
This actually made me laugh and I dont even play top lane
As a Kled main, I can agree with everything you have said.
or when top keeps asking for ganks when they're pushed up to enemy tower and getting ganked most of the time and get mad at you for not ganking
Go bot, just for fun sometime.
Watch what happens top and mid when you do..............
Just yesterday i somehow ended up autofilled toplane, i in my panic after earlier realization that i cannot play the new irelia at all decided to kayle and just farm it out it.......after a lot of misshaps i somehow end up even with my opponent and scale up to be pretty strong so i move to splitpush.
What happens like 3 minutes later?
Botlane and midlane start a 3v5 and lose right away, start spam pinging me instantly.
I just sat there wondering why nothing ever seems to work:P
