We Need To Name This Duck

Kivolan··90 votes·6,995 views

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Look at him. Baron Nashor may rule the north side of the river, but this duck beats out any Dragon, every time.

So, what shall we call him? We need a fittingly regal name.

Sir Quacksalot?

Feathers McDuck?

Phil?

edit;

It seems as if Dave the Duck shall be our new savior and overlord. All hail Dave the Duck!

Riot, please make this canon at your earliest convenience.

126 Comments

Hyperiön108 votes

I like Dave. Dave sounds like a swell name for Ducky.

HeimerLmao8 votes

When I saw this I just instantly thought IT HAS TO BE DAVE, so I clicked and wanted to comment... WHY? Why couldn't I be first? Oh right, sorry, take my upvote*[zombie-nunu-tears]*

Hyperiön6 votes

This sticker solves your issue.

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Nèó2 votes

Dave best duck

Terozu1 votes

No it has to be the Dark Lord Dave.

Oleandervine51 votes

The Dark Lord.

That cackling presence Aurelion Sol felt when sealing off the Void? Him.

Kivolan5 votes

{quoted}

The Dark Lord.

That cackling presence Aurelion Sol felt when sealing off the Void? Him.

I, for one, would be content with calling this adorable duck my new overlord.

Troll for Trump11 votes

That quackling presence

JoeMG27 votes

Saltine Quacker - In honor of all you salty fuckers out there

Arya Riven2 votes

I am offensive and find this rovin main

NeoLeeCapo14 votes

Duck Norris

Troy24262113 votes

I'm gonna be the one who needs to say it?,...Really?,....Alright.

Bill.

Smart Kitty2 votes

{quoted}

I'm gonna be the one who needs to say it?,...Really?,....Alright.

Bill.

Thank you, how did no one say that on the first page!

Deep Terror Nami12 votes

Rift Harold.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

That name is already taken since half people that called for that objective in my games call the objective that way, many of them unknowingly they call him incorrectly.

SpookyNeedle8 votes

"Better Duck" Sivir

Tormentula7 votes

Faduq?

StoryDuck7 votes

A name for him? That's easy.

He is the terror that flaps in the night. He's the hairball that clogs your drain. The itch you cannot reach. He is the surprise in your cereal box. He is Darkwing Duck!

but since that is taken....

He is the terror that swims in the river. He is the Teemo shroom you missed with your sweeper. He is the 40 gold you are short from buying Triforce. He is the Rioter who bans AFKers. He is Riotwing Duck!

NightmareAmazoX6 votes

How about Duck? [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

D2Vincent5 votes

What about O'Mallard?

The Blue Rajah5 votes

Darkwing.

Wînter Fox2 votes

Let's. Get. Dangerous.

Fox Em All4 votes

Riot Quackshot

qwercheese4 votes

Ducky McDuckface

Melledoneus4 votes

Krillin.

Because space duck.

Baron Perenolde4 votes

Howard.

morris14 votes

Sion's long lost pet.

Sion HOOWAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

Made my day. xD

Tormyth3 votes

the ducks name should be Better

Thalassa3 votes

Sivir Bette R. Duck

RamboDash152 votes

Yuck-yuck the Duck

Risk of Fate2 votes

Bob after my favorite comic strip Drabble.

The Drabbles' duck. To protect him from the Neighborhood Homeowners Association, Norman lies and tells everyone that Bob is a rare South-American parrot who takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival.

http://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef01bb084f8540970d-800wi

Last panel, bottom right, I cannot find any of him to save my life.

The Jedi Master2 votes
konstantin032 votes

Dave

DemoGuide2 votes

Iron Quackus

General Esdeath 2 votes

Balance

Because you don't see him every game :^)

LocatedEagle2322 votes

Mr. Quakers. Numba One. Backstory you ask?

He was a lone duck/chicken in minecraft. All alone in a version you've never heard of. It was a sad life. BUT DEN steve came and RKO out of nowhere. He locked him in the basement. "Wtf steve" the duck said, "you're not gonna do things to me with your rectangle... right?". Luckily steve was not that kind of cube. He just kept him for eggs and named him Mr. Quakers. Of course... at that version there had been no nametags. He liked the name, and for a time he lived happily. Until one fateful day... It seemed steve had failed to fully light his basement. A green monster had appeared. It was creepy looking and Mr. Quakers was like "ew" and then steve was like walking down the steps into the basement and all of a sudden "BAM" steve barely survived the explosion. His basement was a wreck. He looked through the rubble for his beloved egg machine, but all he found... was a single feather.

steve was bad and didnt know to make the feather into arrows, so instead he just got a new chicken. However, distrustful of his owners originals intentions, Mr Quakers had purchased a item 3026 earlier that month... He was watching this all happen from the top of steve's wooden plank cube. His item 3070s meant nothing to someone like steve. To him, he was just an egg machine, and he knew, he could be so much more. He journeyed out into the ocean, swimming as quickly as he could, and then he despawned.

AND DEN MR QUAKERS IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WAS BORN! (bc that's how coding works, noobs)

LordSirChipmunk2 votes

Last game, I was looking at this duck, when the enemy Lee Sin decided to hop right in for some nice ol' poke. I didn't actually see him because I was focusing on the duck, so I ran away. It led to a teamfight early on in the game that resulted in me drawing first blood on the enemy support Annie. This duck is the MVP.

Blåbæret2 votes

Just call him/her simply The Duck until Riot confirms its gender.

Im a Brush2 votes

Harambe, so he can be remembered

HaeCeas2 votes

Ducky McDuckface

Regina George2 votes

Quackers

L Rayquaza1 votes

Fred

AMYS GRAVE2 votes

Fred and George are the names of the scuttle crabs silly.

Pacothegint3 votes

But the scuttles are female

A Red Herring1 votes

Quacky McQuackFace

P P POO POO M4N1 votes

lets name him after the courage of cowardly dog character "Le Quack"

Atreus Jones1 votes

Monty

Golden Tager X1 votes

Leffen slayer

(only smash nerds will get this)

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