We Need To Name This Duck

Kivolan·1/20/2017, 4:06:31 PM·90 votes·6,995 views

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hJ7CqCY414E/hqdefault.jpg

Look at him. Baron Nashor may rule the north side of the river, but this duck beats out any Dragon, every time.

So, what shall we call him? We need a fittingly regal name.

Sir Quacksalot?

Feathers McDuck?

Phil?

edit;

It seems as if Dave the Duck shall be our new savior and overlord. All hail Dave the Duck!

Riot, please make this canon at your earliest convenience.

126 Comments

Hyperiön1/20/2017, 4:08:36 PM108 votes

I like Dave. Dave sounds like a swell name for Ducky.

Oleandervine1/20/2017, 4:08:26 PM51 votes

The Dark Lord.

That cackling presence Aurelion Sol felt when sealing off the Void? Him.

MinaZer01/20/2017, 4:09:29 PM37 votes
JoeMG1/20/2017, 5:03:09 PM27 votes

Saltine Quacker - In honor of all you salty fuckers out there

NeoLeeCapo1/20/2017, 5:26:35 PM14 votes

Duck Norris

Troy2426211/20/2017, 7:06:49 PM13 votes

I'm gonna be the one who needs to say it?,...Really?,....Alright.

Bill.

Deep Terror Nami1/20/2017, 4:09:20 PM12 votes

Rift Harold.

SpookyNeedle1/20/2017, 8:10:54 PM8 votes

"Better Duck" Sivir

Tormentula1/20/2017, 8:27:50 PM7 votes

Faduq?

StoryDuck1/20/2017, 10:54:12 PM7 votes

A name for him? That's easy.

He is the terror that flaps in the night. He's the hairball that clogs your drain. The itch you cannot reach. He is the surprise in your cereal box. He is Darkwing Duck!

but since that is taken....

He is the terror that swims in the river. He is the Teemo shroom you missed with your sweeper. He is the 40 gold you are short from buying Triforce. He is the Rioter who bans AFKers. He is Riotwing Duck!

NightmareAmazoX1/20/2017, 9:24:32 PM6 votes

How about Duck? [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

D2Vincent1/20/2017, 7:50:00 PM5 votes

What about O'Mallard?

The Blue Rajah1/20/2017, 8:24:48 PM5 votes

Darkwing.

Melledoneus1/20/2017, 10:30:05 PM4 votes

Krillin.

Because space duck.

Baron Perenolde1/21/2017, 12:10:30 AM4 votes

Howard.

qwercheese1/20/2017, 7:08:25 PM4 votes

Ducky McDuckface

Fox Em All1/20/2017, 7:03:52 PM4 votes

Riot Quackshot

Tormyth1/20/2017, 11:50:13 PM3 votes

the ducks name should be Better

Thalassa1/21/2017, 2:43:12 AM3 votes

Sivir Bette R. Duck

The Jedi Master1/20/2017, 6:12:07 PM2 votes
Risk of Fate1/20/2017, 4:56:54 PM2 votes

Bob after my favorite comic strip Drabble.

The Drabbles' duck. To protect him from the Neighborhood Homeowners Association, Norman lies and tells everyone that Bob is a rare South-American parrot who takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival.

http://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef01bb084f8540970d-800wi

Last panel, bottom right, I cannot find any of him to save my life.

konstantin031/20/2017, 8:01:20 PM2 votes

Dave

RamboDash151/20/2017, 4:26:59 PM2 votes

Yuck-yuck the Duck

DemoGuide1/20/2017, 8:23:05 PM2 votes

Iron Quackus

General Esdeath 1/20/2017, 11:56:05 PM2 votes

Balance

Because you don't see him every game :^)

LocatedEagle2321/21/2017, 12:40:33 AM2 votes

Mr. Quakers. Numba One. Backstory you ask?

He was a lone duck/chicken in minecraft. All alone in a version you've never heard of. It was a sad life. BUT DEN steve came and RKO out of nowhere. He locked him in the basement. "Wtf steve" the duck said, "you're not gonna do things to me with your rectangle... right?". Luckily steve was not that kind of cube. He just kept him for eggs and named him Mr. Quakers. Of course... at that version there had been no nametags. He liked the name, and for a time he lived happily. Until one fateful day... It seemed steve had failed to fully light his basement. A green monster had appeared. It was creepy looking and Mr. Quakers was like "ew" and then steve was like walking down the steps into the basement and all of a sudden "BAM" steve barely survived the explosion. His basement was a wreck. He looked through the rubble for his beloved egg machine, but all he found... was a single feather.

steve was bad and didnt know to make the feather into arrows, so instead he just got a new chicken. However, distrustful of his owners originals intentions, Mr Quakers had purchased a item 3026 earlier that month... He was watching this all happen from the top of steve's wooden plank cube. His item 3070s meant nothing to someone like steve. To him, he was just an egg machine, and he knew, he could be so much more. He journeyed out into the ocean, swimming as quickly as he could, and then he despawned.

AND DEN MR QUAKERS IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WAS BORN! (bc that's how coding works, noobs)

LordSirChipmunk1/21/2017, 1:17:48 AM2 votes

Last game, I was looking at this duck, when the enemy Lee Sin decided to hop right in for some nice ol' poke. I didn't actually see him because I was focusing on the duck, so I ran away. It led to a teamfight early on in the game that resulted in me drawing first blood on the enemy support Annie. This duck is the MVP.

Blåbæret1/21/2017, 3:53:51 AM2 votes

Just call him/her simply The Duck until Riot confirms its gender.

Im a Brush1/21/2017, 4:41:29 AM2 votes

Harambe, so he can be remembered

HaeCeas1/21/2017, 2:32:39 PM2 votes

Ducky McDuckface

Regina George1/21/2017, 3:36:02 PM2 votes

Quackers

L Rayquaza1/20/2017, 4:12:19 PM1 votes

Fred

Golden Tager X1/23/2017, 3:02:37 AM1 votes

Leffen slayer

(only smash nerds will get this)

A Red Herring1/21/2017, 11:11:11 PM1 votes

Quacky McQuackFace

P P POO POO M4N1/22/2017, 5:39:07 AM1 votes

lets name him after the courage of cowardly dog character "Le Quack"

Atreus Jones1/22/2017, 5:58:13 AM1 votes

Monty