https://i.gyazo.com/614abda334361832dc6966de3c310c4a.png "They take my fruit, I take their life"
Just let scuttle fight back, dealing high damage and chasing you until you are dead. The number of executes would be hilarious if scuttle finally loses her shit.
"Hitting the scuttle crab now aggros Rift Herald, Dragon, and Baron Nashor."
Every lane now gets a rift scuttler that does not attack instead of a car minion. If you try to kill it, minions aggro you and it runs away.
The scuttlebwugs are female. [slayer-jinx-catface]
And yes, some INTERSPECIES RETRIBUTION would be an amazing revenge for them :)