You/your main bump into Nasus and Sivir in a bar
http://imgur.com/N2oYLnU What happens next?
PG-13 ONLY!
Really which I knew the artists for most of these images :/
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: The cycle of life and death continues... We will live, they will-
: LIVE!
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/f1/Pentakill_MordekaiserSquare.png/revision/latest?cb=20140605054214&path-prefix=de Quick, hide my bones!
http://i.imgur.com/OSuKWYf.jpg Dude, isn't this supposed to be your Liches' job?
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/f1/Pentakill_MordekaiserSquare.png/revision/latest?cb=20140605054214&path-prefix=de Do you want to join their ranks? If not I suggest you do as you're told!
: "..."
: "..."
: "..."
Me: "..."
: BROTHER!
: sigh what do you want now?
: I WILL KILL YOUR MATE IF YOU DON"T FIGHT ME!
: How does that even work. He's half-dog.....
: SHUT UP! DON"T QUESTION MY METHODS!
Hey...
Who the hell are you?
Do you have a moment to talk about Demacia?
(From the other side of the bar) YOU MADE THAT JOKE LAST TIME!
SHUT UP, VILLAIN! Now where was-(He looks to see that Nasus and Sivir left) Awww...
STAAACKS!
tanks the hit
....
STAAACKS!
Me: dies
Not again......
Hey, guys! Haven't seen you on the rift in while. How's it been?
Oh hey, raka, right?
Yeah
proceeds to cut her heart out
Warwick was looking for this.
Can I finish, siv? I want my stacks.
That explains why you keep following me around.
"OI! AWAY FROM MY COUSIN DOGBREATH!"
RAHHHHH
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHE'S HERE!
Is overwhelmed with an unreasonable urge to challenge Nasus to a stack-off, I have to convince him otherwise. He does it anyways.
YOU CAN'T EVEN SCRATCH ME!
walks in and asks: "What are you doing with my daughter?"
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Oh hey, it's Nasus
:Don't make eye contact!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : What? Why?
: You know full well why!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : oh yea... THAT match... has flashbacks of nasus 1 shotting me ;__;
huh? Oh look Nasus, it's Wukong :D
Realy? oh it is. Hey Wukong how's it go-
: OH GOD HE SAW US! FLEE! FLEE FOR OUR LIVES!
me and wukong run for it
... What was that about? HEY, WHO DRANK MY BEER >:(
: NO CLUE :^)
[Angry Barking Noises]
[Angry Barking Noises]
#[Angry Barking Noises]
: "How the hell did I end up in the desert???"
What did I just walk into?
intense staring
Actually I don't want to know... time to rewind then...
: "How about a drink?"
...That's all I've got.
"Good evening, Curator, Sivir."
"Starchild."
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! I spy... with my little eye... a HORNY GIRL!"
"Eehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
"... Nasus?"
"Yes?"
"When you take her home, please remind her to drink enough water before she sleeps? I am busy enough without hung-over mercenaries demanding cures for their headaches."
"Heeey. That only happened oooonce."
:{
"Maaaaybe twice."
"..."
"You're mean."
"Whoa!"
thud
"... comfy floor..."
"..."
"..."
...
Me: ...
: We can see you human
Me; Shhh
: Morons
DEMACIAN!!
Me: Garen, calm the hell down.
Me: Sivir call off your dog!
: Why?
Me: Hes chasing my cat 
: So... Sivir I guess you'll do Doggy style with anyone but me huh?
: MALCOLM WHAT THE FUCK
: You know it! -fist bumps Malcolm-
*opens door
: Oh Shi.....
: Stacks!
Um...... I main support role, not any one champion. So. . .
One eats charms. The other eats. . . Everything.
Yaaaaaaa........... Nope.
{walks away}
Greetings good people. I'm here to spread the good word!
What now. Another Demacian?
. . . About the Sun!
Oh gods. Not another Shuriman nut job!
Greetings good people. I'm here to spread the good word!
What now. Another Demacian?
. . . About the Moon!
We're in a dessert. We already know about the moon. Go bother someone else.
Btwoom. Boom. Bop.
I think it's trying to communicate?
Ring ding dingle dong.
Oh hey, I remember you! {Drops 4 chimes on the table.} How about something festive.
Wait. I thought you were stacking those.
Trust me, some things are worth the sacrifice.
(o_O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCabI3MdV9g
. . . How.... Did you manage to do that with just a trumpet!?
Nasus, I challenge you to a stacking contest!
Challenge accepted!
Legends say that the battle continues to this day.
I have come to grow my garden!
Ok. good luck with that.
You're not the least bit concerned.
The nearest bit of potable land is about 3 days from here. So no. We're not.
Endless life. Endless torment.
ENDLESS!?
Down Nasus. Heel. HEEL!
STACKS!
Sivir, my old pal.
{ Q }
Hey Braum. How's it going?
{ Q }
Oh you know. Punch mountains. Spread mustaches. Pull Poros out of thin air. The usual.
{ Q }
Oh hey, I heard about that Vayne incident.
{ Q }
Ya. Was unfortunate she jumped in front of shield. But what can you do.
{ Q }
Well when you're that crazy. Not much, I guess.
{ Q }
It is truly a shame. Made Braum actually have to try that day. Just a little.
{ Q }
Really? That must have been quite the show.
{ Q }
Nah. Mother always say, "Don't lose". She never say anything about letting other guy have good time in process.
{ Q }
Fair eno- . . . Nasus, cut it out!
{ Q } ?
Oh, no need to be so harsh on poor guy. Is only being playful.
!? {Vaporizes nearby building}
As I was say- Nasus!
{ Q }
?
Why aren't you stacking!?
Dunkmaster 
Surrounded by drooling fans You're in my seat.
: ''Looking good Rammus!''
: ''Your shell is looking as strong as ever.''
: "Hmm."
I NEED MOAR STAX!
Proceeds to Q a random guy sitting at a table.
MOAR!
Q's another guy.
Dude chill the fuck out!
STAX!
Q's Warwick. Nothing happens.
Don't even try it.
Not in the bar, and the bar gets destroyed from the orbiting stars.
: taps Nasus's shoulder from all the way on the other end of the bar
: "What, Sivir?"
: "What do you mean what?"
: "You tapped me."
: "No I didn't?"
: loud, unrestrained giggling
& "Zac pls"
: "Thanks for the laugh, drinks are on me. Hang out later? Or now? :D"
What's up with you posting suggestive pics like sivir in a bra or riven giving you a love stare and then saying PG-13
it just confuses me like i know ur thinkin of some messed up shit op and ur making random threads lol
Hello there. My name is Quinn and I come from Demacia. Is... is this doge person sentient?
The past is a tapestry of what lies ahead.
.... cool?
[pretend this is Valor] ... caww?
(that means yes)
(oh ok) ... so are there many like you around here... may I know your name?
My name is Nasus, I am the watcher of this land's fate. I am a demigod of ancient ascension, and have come to this level of power way before Shurima's fall.
And your powers are...? You're a cute dogi?
WHATCHA SAY *ults and stacks *
U WOT, DAHMACIA *kites him to oblivion, while ults trying to catch up to her W+triforce+furor boots+youmuu's*
: "SPACE AIDS FOR EVERYONE!"
.......
.......
..........
walks away
where am i
in a bar, what are you doing here
ITS LULU GET BACK HERE
Vroom vroom bye doge
ults
glitter lances and flees
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
so then i hear you are for a the fugitive.
yes.. im getting paid some good money for it.
Who is this guy your looking for?
im looking for 
have you seen him.
let me see... shoots sivir and nasus thank you for the info
(me): hi sivr and nasus,
hello, want to have a drink?
how many stacks are you
im not worth anything really do you want a 
YES PLEASE MAKE ME GOD.
dont or else he will go crazy..
YESSS MORE STACKS.
how about we go take a walk ok?
ok.
: Hello sir and madam
+ ; Hey karthus
: Do you have a moment to talk about death- gets hit by garen
: THATS MY THING! anyways do you have a moment-Slaped by karthus
: SILENCE
and start fighting
Dunkmaster walks in...
"The sun is shining and you two are in a bar..."
...
...
"you two might wanna go get a day job"