You/your main bump into Nasus and Sivir in a bar

RaptorKarr·Mar 31, 2016·18 votes·4,770 views

http://imgur.com/N2oYLnU What happens next?

PG-13 ONLY!

Really which I knew the artists for most of these images :/

63 Comments

Pontifex Ph0enixMar 31, 201622 votes

Nasus : The cycle of life and death continues... We will live, they will- Soraka : LIVE!

kile147Mar 31, 20168 votes

http://i.stack.imgur.com/TlbD9.gif

Malicious MetalMar 31, 201617 votes

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/f1/Pentakill_MordekaiserSquare.png/revision/latest?cb=20140605054214&path-prefix=de Quick, hide my bones!

http://i.imgur.com/OSuKWYf.jpg Dude, isn't this supposed to be your Liches' job?

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/f1/Pentakill_MordekaiserSquare.png/revision/latest?cb=20140605054214&path-prefix=de Do you want to join their ranks? If not I suggest you do as you're told!

http://i.imgur.com/OSuKWYf.jpg ...

TarynMar 31, 201616 votes

Sona : "..."

Nasus : "..."

Sivir : "..."

Me: "..."

Gamemaster AnthMar 31, 20162 votes

Sona's my main as well and...that seems quite accurate, actually.

DemosthentineMar 31, 201615 votes

Renekton : BROTHER! Nasus : sigh what do you want now? : I WILL KILL YOUR MATE IF YOU DON"T FIGHT ME! Sivir : How does that even work. He's half-dog..... : SHUT UP! DON"T QUESTION MY METHODS!

HayRossMar 31, 201613 votes

Garen Hey...

Nasus Sivir Who the hell are you?

Garen Do you have a moment to talk about Demacia?

Riven (From the other side of the bar) YOU MADE THAT JOKE LAST TIME!

Garen SHUT UP, VILLAIN! Now where was-(He looks to see that Nasus and Sivir left) Awww...

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20162 votes

Azir Hey! Garen Who the hell are you? Azir Have you heard the good news? Shurima has returned! Garen Oh, you're that guy. Look, nobody wants to listen to you say the same thing over and over and over again. Just give it a rest. Azir . . . Garen . . . Sion NOOOOOOXUUUUUUUUUUS!

Kitty DarkstarMar 31, 201612 votes

Nasus STAAACKS! Leona tanks the hit Nasus .... Nasus STAAACKS! Me: dies Sivir Not again......

RendarkanMar 31, 201610 votes

Azir "OI! AWAY FROM MY COUSIN DOGBREATH!"

ZarvanisMar 31, 201615 votes

Sivir Sivir is Azir's Azir descendent. So she's like his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granddaughter.

KANYE OBAMA GODApr 1, 20162 votes

I read that in an extremely thick cockney accent. I never thought I'd hear Azir's voice like that summoner 31

AírMar 31, 201610 votes

Soraka Hey, guys! Haven't seen you on the rift in while. How's it been? Sivir Oh hey, raka, right? Soraka Yeah Sivir proceeds to cut her heart out Sivir Warwick was looking for this. Nasus Can I finish, siv? I want my stacks. Sivir That explains why you keep following me around.

DorkunedAurasMar 31, 20168 votes

RekSai RAHHHHH

Sivir Nasus SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHE'S HERE!

Very Epic GuyMar 31, 20167 votes

Sion Is overwhelmed with an unreasonable urge to challenge Nasus to a stack-off, I have to convince him otherwise. He does it anyways.

Sion YOU CAN'T EVEN SCRATCH ME!

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20161 votes

Veigar I will devour your soul! Thresh Oh really?

Cheese PopeMar 31, 20167 votes

Azir walks in and asks: "What are you doing with my daughter?"

UnpaladinMar 31, 20166 votes

[Angry Barking Noises] Nasus

Nasus [Angry Barking Noises] #[Angry Barking Noises] Nasus

Cato LeoApr 1, 20161 votes

this is an interesting dilemma that is quite common on Runeterra, especially in places like summoners rift or the twisted treeline, although not quite as universe tearing as most other things like this. (even though the universe law that states the same person cannot occupy the same space at the same time is basically restating the laws of matter...)

It is recommended that you keep both of them as far away from the other as possible, because for some reason when this sort of thing happens, they both seem to want the other one dead...

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20161 votes

Ekko would like a word.

Blue Moon WolfMar 31, 20166 votes

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Oh hey, it's Nasus MonkeyKing :Don't make eye contact! http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : What? Why? : You know full well why! http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : oh yea... THAT match... has flashbacks of nasus 1 shotting me ;__; Sivir huh? Oh look Nasus, it's Wukong :D Nasus Realy? oh it is. Hey Wukong how's it go- MonkeyKing : OH GOD HE SAW US! FLEE! FLEE FOR OUR LIVES! me and wukong run for it Nasus ... What was that about? HEY, WHO DRANK MY BEER >:( Sivir : NO CLUE :^)

ExcalibaitMar 31, 20165 votes

Nautilus : "How the hell did I end up in the desert???"

kile147Mar 31, 20165 votes

Anchor throw miscalculation

charcharmunroMar 31, 20164 votes

Singed : "How about a drink?" ...That's all I've got.

gileskdApr 1, 20162 votes

I feel like he needs a bartender skin now XD

ChaosThiefMar 31, 20164 votes

Ekko What did I just walk into?

Sivir Nasus intense staring

Ekko Actually I don't want to know... time to rewind then...

KrinuApr 1, 20164 votes

Soraka "Good evening, Curator, Sivir." Nasus "Starchild." Sivir "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! I spy... with my little eye... a HORNY GIRL!" Sivir "Eehehehehehehehehehehehehe!" Soraka "... Nasus?" Nasus "Yes?" Soraka "When you take her home, please remind her to drink enough water before she sleeps? I am busy enough without hung-over mercenaries demanding cures for their headaches." Sivir "Heeey. That only happened oooonce." Sivir :{ Sivir "Maaaaybe twice." Sivir "..." Sivir "You're mean." Sivir "Whoa!" Sivir thud Sivir "... comfy floor..." Soraka "..." Nasus "..."

Justíce ReformedMar 31, 20163 votes

Garen DEMACIAN!! Me: Garen, calm the hell down.

NazZomLordMar 31, 20163 votes

Teemo ... Me: ... Nasus : We can see you human Me; Shhh Sivir : Morons

BemaponApr 1, 20163 votes

Me: Sivir call off your dog!

Sivir : Why?

Me: Hes chasing my cat Rengar

love godApr 1, 20163 votes

Graves : So... Sivir I guess you'll do Doggy style with anyone but me huh? Sivir : MALCOLM WHAT THE FUCK Nasus : You know it! -fist bumps Malcolm-

darkeryarApr 1, 20163 votes

Xerath *opens door Xerath : Oh Shi..... Nasus : Stacks!

AsudurgaMar 31, 20162 votes

Dunkmaster Darius Surrounded by drooling fans You're in my seat.

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20161 votes

Illaoi Is that so? I challenge you to a dunk off!

ManiacalCoyoteApr 1, 20161 votes

Nasus dunqs both of them.

Arsenic SulfurMar 31, 20162 votes

AurelionSol Not in the bar, and the bar gets destroyed from the orbiting stars.

SquidsmastahMar 31, 20162 votes

Nasus I NEED MOAR STAX! Proceeds to Q a random guy sitting at a table. Nasus MOAR! Q's another guy. Warwick Dude chill the fuck out! Nasus STAX! Q's Warwick. Nothing happens.

Warwick item 3742 item 3143 item 3025 item 3110

Warwick Don't even try it.

Bouncemaster ZacApr 1, 20162 votes

Zac : taps Nasus's shoulder from all the way on the other end of the bar Nasus : "What, Sivir?" Sivir : "What do you mean what?" Nasus : "You tapped me." Sivir : "No I didn't?" Zac : loud, unrestrained giggling Sivir & Nasus "Zac pls" Zac : "Thanks for the laugh, drinks are on me. Hang out later? Or now? :D"

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20162 votes

Um...... I main support role, not any one champion. So. . .

One eats charms. The other eats. . . Everything. Yaaaaaaa........... Nope. {walks away}

Greetings good people. I'm here to spread the good word! What now. Another Demacian? . . . About the Sun! Oh gods. Not another Shuriman nut job!

Greetings good people. I'm here to spread the good word! What now. Another Demacian? . . . About the Moon! We're in a dessert. We already know about the moon. Go bother someone else.

Btwoom. Boom. Bop. I think it's trying to communicate? Ring ding dingle dong. Oh hey, I remember you! {Drops 4 chimes on the table.} How about something festive. Wait. I thought you were stacking those. Trust me, some things are worth the sacrifice. (o_O) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCabI3MdV9g . . . How.... Did you manage to do that with just a trumpet!?

Thresh Nasus, I challenge you to a stacking contest! Nasus Challenge accepted!

Legends say that the battle continues to this day.

I have come to grow my garden! Ok. good luck with that. You're not the least bit concerned. The nearest bit of potable land is about 3 days from here. So no. We're not.

Endless life. Endless torment. ENDLESS!? Down Nasus. Heel. HEEL! STACKS!

Braum Sivir, my old pal. Nasus { Q } Sivir Hey Braum. How's it going? Nasus { Q } Braum Oh you know. Punch mountains. Spread mustaches. Pull Poros out of thin air. The usual. Nasus { Q } Sivir Oh hey, I heard about that Vayne incident. Nasus { Q } Braum Ya. Was unfortunate she jumped in front of shield. But what can you do. Nasus { Q } Sivir Well when you're that crazy. Not much, I guess. Nasus { Q } Braum It is truly a shame. Made Braum actually have to try that day. Just a little. Nasus { Q } Sivir Really? That must have been quite the show. Nasus { Q } Braum Nah. Mother always say, "Don't lose". She never say anything about letting other guy have good time in process. Nasus { Q } Sivir Fair eno- . . . Nasus, cut it out! Nasus { Q } ? Braum Oh, no need to be so harsh on poor guy. Is only being playful. Nasus !? {Vaporizes nearby building} Sivir As I was say- Nasus! Nasus { Q } Braum ? Nasus Why aren't you stacking!?

Princess EmmaApr 1, 20162 votes

Sivir : ''Looking good Rammus!'' Nasus : ''Your shell is looking as strong as ever.''

Rammus : "Hmm."

LeeZesuoApr 1, 20161 votes

What's up with you posting suggestive pics like sivir in a bra or riven giving you a love stare and then saying PG-13

it just confuses me like i know ur thinkin of some messed up shit op and ur making random threads lol

RaptorKarrApr 1, 20161 votes

That Sivir's default skin owo

Photos of GhostsApr 2, 20161 votes

To be fair, that's Sivir's base, which is sad btw, and Riven's look was objectively just tired and annoyed.

Elsehow, that'd mean there have been girls who liked me in the past and I didn't catch the occasion even once.

...shet.

INoble KnightIApr 1, 20161 votes

Malzahar : "SPACE AIDS FOR EVERYONE!"

Ariel the CruelApr 1, 20161 votes

Just please don't vomit on anyone this time. . .

Kitty ClarissaApr 1, 20161 votes

Sona ....... Sivir ....... Nasus .......... Sona walks away

Lulu where am i Sivir in a bar, what are you doing here Nasus ITS LULU GET BACK HERE Lulu Vroom vroom bye doge
Sivir ults Lulu glitter lances and flees Nasus FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MissFortune so then i hear you are for a the fugitive. Sivir yes.. im getting paid some good money for it. Who is this guy your looking for? Sivir im looking for Aatrox have you seen him. let me see... shoots sivir and nasus thank you for the info

item 3025 (me): hi sivr and nasus, Sivir hello, want to have a drink? Nasus how many stacks are you im not worth anything really do you want a item 3512 Nasus YES PLEASE MAKE ME GOD. Sivir dont or else he will go crazy.. Nasus YESSS MORE STACKS. how about we go take a walk ok? Sivir ok.

Tychusfindlay919Apr 1, 20161 votes

Dunkmaster Darius walks in...

"The sun is shining and you two are in a bar..."

Nasus ... Sivir ... Darius "you two might wanna go get a day job"

Photos of GhostsApr 2, 20161 votes

Quinn Hello there. My name is Quinn and I come from Demacia. Is... is this doge person sentient? Nasus The past is a tapestry of what lies ahead. Quinn .... cool? Anivia [pretend this is Valor] ... caww? Sivir (that means yes) Quinn (oh ok) ... so are there many like you around here... may I know your name? Nasus My name is Nasus, I am the watcher of this land's fate. I am a demigod of ancient ascension, and have come to this level of power way before Shurima's fall. Quinn And your powers are...? You're a cute dogi? Nasus WHATCHA SAY *ults and stacks Anivia * Quinn U WOT, DAHMACIA *kites him to oblivion, while Sivir ults trying to catch up to her W+triforce+furor boots+youmuu's*

Reaper5599Apr 2, 20161 votes

Karthus : Hello sir and madam Nasus + Sivir ; Hey karthus Karthus : Do you have a moment to talk about death- gets hit by garen Garen : THATS MY THING! anyways do you have a moment-Slaped by karthus Karthus : SILENCE Karthus and Garen start fighting