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Fun Fact: Santa Claus was based off of Saint Nicholas who is the patron saint of sailors, children, the falsely accused and prostitutes. That's why Santa says 'Ho! Ho! Ho!'
No seriously, google it. It's weird.
Meanwhile everything you get on Halloween is made of plastic smh
Deck the halls with
#SOUNDS OF METAL FALALALALA LA LA LA LAAAAA!
#[Screamo]
Then you also buy a live fish, suffocate it in a bag on your way home, only to slaughter it in your bathroom. (Then why couldn't people buy a dead fish in the first place?)
Ho Ho Holy shit what the fuck is going on here