Edgey characters in a nutshell.

"I MUST ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M YELLING"

"NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME"

"MY PARENTS ARE DEAD"

"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE"

"ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY WILL DIE"

"I MAY BE A TEENAGE BOY AGAINST AN ARMY OF WELL TRAINED SOLDIERS BUT I WILL WIN AS LONG AS I YELL AND HAVE ANIME MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND"

"EVERYONE MUST SUFFER MY PAIN"

"THERE WILL BE A GIRL WHO LOVES ME BUT IS ALWAYS TOO SHY TO SPEAK HER FEELINGS TO ME AND I WILL BE TOO DUMB TO SEE HER FEELINGS"

"I MUST ALWAYS HAVE SOME BAD ASS PUNCH LINE"

"NO MATTER HOW HURT I AM, I WILL ALWAYS GET BACK UP"

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE I HAVE EDGEY RAGE"

"I WILL ALWAYS SOUND DEPRESSED"

"I WILL CARRY THE MOST POWERFUL SWORD IN EXISTENCE, IT IS THE ONLY SWORD IN EXISTENCE THAT CAN BEAT THE MAIN VILLAIN"

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ME"

"I WILL SAVE THOSE IN TROUBLE BECAUSE I'M A GOOD GUY"

"I WILL SERVE JUSTICE FOR THE CRIMES THE BAD GUYS HAVE COMMITTED"

Meanwhile: "Oh look a happy little cloud".