Your favorite champions are having a drinking contest....
So what would happen?
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jax can't drink because of his mask nocturne can't because he is a shadow without organism only darius and lee remaining. Darius would probably take advantage on lee's blind and will replace the alcohol with a super sedative, he has a malicious plan. then he would mistake the cup of lee with his own cup and will sleep. and here is where nocturne comes in his dream and gives him a total nightmare of a game where darius plays against 5 ranged champs.
-zeus 2016
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First time having a drinking contest, but I'm sure I can win.
Please! None can drink more than VEIGAR!!
Now, now. Let's be civil everyone. I'm sure we all are very capable.
BWRAHAHAHA! I'm already on my second keg you light weights!
Damn! How did Shyvana get ahead of me? Hiccup!
Never. . . .undermestamate. . . .the HIC scoouts. . . . (passes out and rolls off his chair.)
Hehahahaha!
Oh come one! The only one providing a decent challenge is Shyv!
@_@
(Clicking noises)
Oh shit! I think I'm going to b-BLUUUURGH!
The drinks of mortals have no effect on a star dragon. What am I even doing here?
H-hey! and then I said. . . .I-Is THAt a RockET in yur Pocket? Eheh. . . .
I-I'm not sure I'm old enough to be drinking this. . . .
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Sentinel_zpsmxszyaqd.png Sentinels! Arrest these people at once!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png OH SHIT! EVERYONE RUN!!
(We all make an escape. Except for Teemo whom was still passed out.)
Alright, so we all know the rules, right?
Hold up, how is this going to be fair?
What do you mean?
Are you serious? Half of these....champions, don't even have mouths!
That's not true, I eat bird seeds for my snacks!
Does eating the sweet dreams of others count?
To my knowledge, I do not know if i have, what you insects call a "mouth".
She do got a point there, friend. Besides, we got an even bigger issue than that.
What could be even worse than this?
There won't be enough good stuff for my victory drinking when I drink you all under the table!
Gragras and Olaf would be having a drinking contest.
: "Drinking contests, how gauche." slowly sipping on expensive wine
: "Hey, hangovers are one of the certainties of life." only one taking contest seriously
gets drunk and opens time portals everywhere. Eventually tearing the universe apart.
gets drunk and goes on a murderous rampage. Again
gets into a drinking competition with her tentacle god.
and 
both have no mouths, so they would just, like, shower in the drinks. Jugging them again and again in their face, trying to get drunk. Maybe it'd work for Vel'Koz since he would absorb part of the liquid through his eye and skin, but Xerath would go home soaked and sober.
Would empty every cask in the bar due to sheer size and constitution
Would end up drunk and bring new meaning to "blind drunk"
Can drink with gragas, He's fine.
So well, Gragas would be like this old fat uncle Andrew. Always drink biggest amounts of alcohol, and still looks sober.
Blood is the wine of victory.
Poppy would see that disgusting.
Well:
Would have no idea what he is doing.
Would say drinking is for mortals, the ramble on about destroying targon.
Would eat the drinks.
Would not be aloud to drink due to being too short.
Would become a scarecrow.
http://orig08.deviantart.net/b73b/f/2016/098/6/8/teemo_face_3_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9y5q1m.png Pass out after 1-2 mugs because he's not much of a drinker... Last time he drank was in a party with Gragas. http://www.leagueoflegendsskins.com/images/champions/splash/Gragas_6.jpg
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would be double fisting beer and laughing would be drinking/swallowing even the glass and 
would be light weights but nami would also be drinking a ton of water so she could at least beat sona. 
would be trying to out drink braum, probably slightly tipsy from trying to keep up but claim to be "rock solid"