I Want A Team (Parody of "I've Got A Dream")
I Want A Team A parody of "I've got a Dream" from Disney's Tangled
Character Roles Rapunzel = Lux Flynn Rider = Ezreal Pub Thugs= Olaf, Shyvana, Mundo, Braum, Thresh, Darius, along with other various champions Accordion player= Jayce
Transcript
: Find your inner team-player! Haven’t ANY of you wanted to form a team?
Darius walks up to Lux, holding his axe menacingly.
: I... had a team, once.
He flings the axe, and it lands just above Jayce's hair, slicing a few of them. He flinches, and starts playing his Hextech-weapon like an accordion.
: My top-lane game is scary,
My dunk has killed so many;
And behaviour-wise my hands are not the cleanest. Shows his Honor-Level is 1
He walks up to a spotlight, grabbing Taric and throwing him aside in the process, with Lux following him
: But despite my violent look
and the fact that I cannot land a hook...
I've always tried to be a dependable team-mate!
: Can't you see me Teleport-ganking down to bot-lane;
Killing all the enemies till they scream?
Yes, I'd rather be called deadly
for my Teleport-ganking infamy!
Thank you!
: Cause way down deep inside, I want a team!
Various Champions: He wants a team, he wants a team!
: See, I ain't as salty and uncooperative as I seem!
Though I feel like dunking leavers, you can count me with the teamsters.
Like everybody else, I want a team!
Various Champions: La la la la la la la la la la la!
Thresh approaches them
: My behaviour’s seen its bruises,
my Honor-level amuses,
and let's not even MENTION all the Reports...
: But despite the failed Qs,
and that Relic Shield I abuse;
I really wanna win my team's affection!
He is shown inside a tub with Gragas
: Can't you see me with a special ADC,
killing all the minions down the lane.
Using his chain, he drags the tub along the floor
: Though I'm one horrible provider,
I'm a supporter, not a fighter.
Like everybody else, I want a team!
Various Champions: He wants a team!
: I want a team!
VC: He wants a team!
: I want a team!
Gragas is tied up on a rope and swung around the room by the chandelier
: And I know one day the ones I support will reign supreme!
Though my winrate leaves people screaming,
there's a support behind it gleaming!
Like everybody else, I want a team.
Examples of the various champions below are shown as they are sung
VC: Mundo wants to burn up all the trollers! Braum, he'll smash them with his Shield and we'll be fine. Olaf'll be there anytime! Shyvana's gank-rates are sublime!
VC: Skarner hits, Lissandra slows! Taric times his ult just right, you know! And Vladimir’s R makes enemies wish on him all their scorn!
Vladimir smiles
They all approach Ezreal, who has been hung by his shirt on the hat-rack
: What about you?
: Excuse me?
: What do YOU want in a team?
: Oh, no, no no. Sorry, fellas. I don't work with Bronzies.
Countless reports are thrown his way.
: I want teams like you, no really;
Just much less touchy-feely.
It mainly involves me being the Fed one.
: With all the items I can own,
and can take on the enemy team alone. They grab him and hold him angrily
Surrounded by healers and shield-slaveys!
Various Champions: Boo! They throw him to the Baron
Lux then steps up
: I want a team!
VC: She wants a team!
: I want a team!
VC: She wants a team!
: I just want a team that won't turn out to be the Feeders Supreme!
VC: Yeah!
: And with every passing hour, I'm so glad I left my Duo Partner!
Like all you lovely Champs, I want a team.
VC: She's wants a team, We want a team, I want a team He wants a team!
VC: So our wishes aren't really that obscene Ezreal gets pulled out of the Baron's mouth by Kalista We just want good teams! She then flings him back inside
VC: Call us salty, losers, Bronzies and grotesquely bad feeders! But way down deep inside we all want teams! We all want teams! WE ALL WANT TEAMS! Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo!
All: YES, WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE, WE ALL WANT TEAMS! YEAH!
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